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Old Aug 1st, 2012, 07:36 PM        Ask the Mexican
Since Willie is no longer with us. I have been waiting for the next guru. Seeing as no on else has been nominated and taking my current need into mind, I'm asking Vare.

Como se dice... Tanks but no tanks. Gracias y no?
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Old Aug 1st, 2012, 09:28 PM       
Someone asked me today how to say ice bucket liner in Spanish and I had no fucking idea.

I think I said something stupid like bolsa para hielera or something.
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Old Aug 1st, 2012, 11:08 PM       
i'm gonna assume you meant "thanks but no thanks" so it's "gracias pero no gracias" in the case it's "tanks but no tanks" then "it's tanques pero no tanques" and in regards of kitsas dilema i've never seen someone use a bag in a cooler or ice bucket when i use a cooler i just trhow the ice in there
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Old Aug 1st, 2012, 11:51 PM       
my favorite part of this was when darkvare messaged me asking about tanks
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Old Aug 2nd, 2012, 12:58 AM       
Are we talking panzers or meatbags?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2012, 01:40 AM       
does mexico even have tanks
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Old Aug 2nd, 2012, 09:59 PM       
dammit where was your mexpertise when I was my hospital's sole "interpreter", meaning I was the only one in the entire fucking gringolocked building who knew any Spanish at ALL, and I had to stumble through telling some terrified kid that he had to go to "the cage place with policemen"?

Also, <<un chingo de (algo)>> = "fuckload"?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2012, 10:41 PM       
pretty much yeah
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Old Aug 2nd, 2012, 11:04 PM       
Yeah, I meant thanks.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2012, 11:21 PM       
ok, that's what I thought it meant, thanks
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:16 AM       
Tanks.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:21 AM       
I need to know the Mexican perspective on the Jackson family dispute.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 02:55 PM       
i need to know a good bean recipe
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 06:08 PM       
What's the best recipe for cooking meth?
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 08:58 PM       
the mexicans i knew always used the ajax method
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 10:34 PM       
around here, meth is strictly a white trash thing, not a mexican thing
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:09 PM       
i absolutely refuse to believe that
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:27 PM       
mexicans use more self grown drugs meth draws too much attention while being cooked and considering the army is roaming the streets is not a good aidea this days
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 11:37 PM       
I'd just like to say that Abuelita chocolate is fucking delicious

the tablets, not the powder or syrup shit
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Old Aug 4th, 2012, 12:34 AM       
when i was young my mom hid thosse huge bars cause me and my brother used to eat them raw
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Old Aug 4th, 2012, 12:02 PM       
Don Darkvare,

Are you rich enough to buy drinking water?
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Old Aug 4th, 2012, 12:29 PM       
20 liters of drinking water comes to a whooping 10 pesos
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