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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 04:59 AM       
Here's my entry!
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 06:35 AM       
I would use it to pimp slap my wife with when she gets out of line….

and then pull it over my head...

for the severe Italian beating I would get soon after from her.








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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 06:55 AM       


To spank the shit out of kids and scar them for life
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:37 PM       
Octopus Revolution!















Sexual Revolution?

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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 12:03 PM       
NOt Creative...just honest. I know that's how I would use it.

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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 12:45 PM       
There are some great entries so far, guys. Several of them have made me laugh out loud.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2008, 08:00 PM       


Stupid wind!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2008, 07:25 AM       
#1: Creep the shit out of the mailman.


#2: Fixing your broken Cthulhu.


#3: Best. Thimble. Ever.


#4: Pimp out your local Rhinoceros.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 12:31 AM       

Spider-man can use them when one of the various Spider-man villains steals his powers or he just doesn't give a shit anymore.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 02:12 AM       

What will actually happen to the tentacle if I win it.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 02:13 AM       
but i think it would work as a very efective condom
bear with me people i have no photoshop skills so try and imagine that this is a very low budget infomercial with jack lalane
Why would this work you might ask?
take a look at these not very interesting points!

1) have you ever tried to do it while sky diving? dosent work very well because you have to hold on to your partner and thus resulting in you not opening your parachute and succuming to death by falling. No with its mighty super adhesive suction cups you can stay firmly attached to your partner without dying!

2) Lost all intrest in sex? not as fun as it used to be? tis new tentacle condom will sure put a smile on her face! it will add spice to the bedroom like youve never imagined! buy five and you can wear then on your arms and legs and you will be fucking from the ceiling in no time!

seriously, thats all i got
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 02:24 AM       
this is a picture contest, dude
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 04:37 PM       
my girlfriend, seen in photo, is a stewardess for air france. the octopus arm would make her flight service much more efficient...serving an entire row drinks, for example, all with one arm would save her a lot of time...time which she could devote to other duties such as cleaning up barf when passengers get air sick and miss the bag....or patrolling the bathrooms and watching for passengers who are using them to become members of the mile high club (sex in bathroom) while someone else is waiting outside and ready to pee in their pants. No greater use for such an arm is there than this...vote now and vote often....lol.


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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
The newest dance craze that's sweeping the nation!

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Old Mar 29th, 2008, 04:58 AM       
Yes I lack the photoshops [old one wont work with my new vista pc =[
but my mind's still sharp, so i got some practical uses.







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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 07:13 AM       


To save girls from tentacle monsters
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 10:20 AM       
WHO WON THE CONTEST???
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 12:33 PM       
man you are impatient
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:56 PM       
Yeah, hold on. We're still waiting for two of the judges to chime in with their votes and then the winner will be announced.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 04:52 PM       
The suspence!
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 06:19 PM       
Man I hope I win, my arm's cold.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2008, 08:27 PM       
Good luck to everyone!! I hope I win so I can use the tentacle arm to put on my car antena and never lose my car in a parking lot ever again!

D'oh! That would have been a good entry! *slaps forehead*
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 07:10 PM       
Is there going to be a front page announcement or something? Or will the winner quietly walk away as the cover-up story is published world-wide?
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 07:41 PM       
The announcement will be here in the contest thread just like with all of our contests. Still waiting on one judge to chime in. Thanks for being patient!
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Old Apr 3rd, 2008, 09:44 PM       
oh gosh, not me fosho, i just wish my old computer didnt get that fatal hd error, then i'd have had my photoshoppery still ahhh... =[
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