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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 01:52 PM        Protocomics #14: "Beary Dangerous"
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 02:27 PM       
Even without the Protoclown treatment, this comic just feels .... so ...... wrong. I feel unclean having seen the images, and need a piping hot shower RIGHT NOW.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 02:57 PM       
Ewoks, fucking Ewoks. An affront to a lot of things.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 07:30 PM       
So, they can forge helmets and armor, but they have to rely on STONE axes???
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
furry gladiators?
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
Eh, I can remember the Ewok furor of my early childhood...the damn things got a spin-off movie, a saturday morning cartoon show, and tons of merchandising. I remember having an Ewok table as a kid. I wound up getting Star Wars Battlefront II primarily for the pleasure of slaughtering them in droves. Oh, and Gungans too.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
They should have called in Korgoth to save them.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 11:05 PM       
I still have my ewok tree house playset that you push the button and the tree would pop open to reveal all the little dirty ewoks inside. At least I think its mine everybody says it is but I think it's my sister's. Looking at it now makes me pray that it was not mine kind of a girlie toy that would explain some things, damn you ewoks.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 11:11 PM       
The ewok death scene from RotJ emotionally raped me when I was 6.
Oh, and I'm glad that the villain has proper nipple protection on his armor =/
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 11:42 PM       
Yub Yub, indeed.

I was cheering for the animal stuffers.
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 01:31 AM       
I liked this one! "Gah! I am Undone!"
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 01:49 AM       
Haha sweet. I liked that Ewok cartoon as a kid. Space pirates sure are clumsy dipshits.
Do you write it before you put the letters in the bubbles or something? Because some of them look wacky as hell
You should make sure they text always fits, it looks way funnier when it feels more real. Also I see you added a little "thought" balloon there on the space-horse and it just pops out so badly because you didn't put an outline around it. FOR SHAME, MAN.
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 02:11 AM       
*laughs* I think I have the original comic of this. Back from when I was, like, six. Somehow, this one's just all that more amusing. I wonder why *laughs*
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 11:21 AM       
I vaguely remember an Ewok movie and though I was young and a girl (and therefore genetically predisposed to find all things fuzzy and small "adorable"), all I can remember thinking was, "where are all the cool characters, like Han Solo and Luke?"
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 02:09 PM       
Just goes to show you, whether your army is an elite, high tech legion armed wih blaster rifles and walking tanks, or a savage band of axe-wielding barbarians, you're just no match for bear creatures the size of 5-gallon water jugs and their slightly-inconveniencing traps.
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 09:28 PM       
Surely, you have made a thing of beauty, Protoclown.
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 02:56 AM       
Gladiatorr is the most hilariously awful villain ever, and Proto, you rock for making him about 9 billion times more compelling than any Quesada villain ever.
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 03:52 AM       
Marthaeus Autolykos:
"Eh, I can remember the Ewok furor of my early childhood"

heil teddy?
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 05:05 AM       
so....what was change?
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 08:16 PM       
Before there was Jar-Jar Binks, there were Ewoks!
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Old Apr 16th, 2008, 08:40 PM       
by jove, just reading this made me feel wrong. this artwork is terrible and the story weak, but its comedic value, through the roof. where was this from originally anyways?
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
Pure brillentence that man!
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