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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 10:03 PM        NCAA 2008 season thread
Thought I would dedicate a thread to the 2008 NCAA Football season. Figured we should have one seperate from the over the summer thread.

OSU playing Ohio U this weekend. Prediction: OSU by 30, Ohio U gets a ton of money for the university which it will promptly spend on booze.
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 06:17 PM       
Do you think Beanie's absence will cost him the Heisman? We all know how fickle the voters can be about missing games and such.

Minny plays Bowling Green. Prediction: BG by 10.
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Old Sep 5th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
I don't think it will necessarily cost him the Heisman. If his numbers are on par or above those of rushers who played a full schedule then it may work to his benefit, actually.
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 02:47 AM       
If he misses another game he'll have to put up huge numbers to win the Heisman. When I say huge, I mean overwhelmingly dominating stats every game.
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 01:57 PM       
Boo Jackson is making things happen for Ohio. I sniff an upset!

Wait, who am I kidding, it's OSU.
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Old Sep 6th, 2008, 03:00 PM       
Boeckman mishandles the snap and Ohio recovers in the end zone to go up 14-6. Hilarious!
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 09:38 AM       
At least they finally got it together after that botch. It was a good wake up call.

Looks like you underestimated your Gophers.... or overestimated Bowling Green :P
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 08:02 PM       
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Looks like you underestimated your Gophers.... or overestimated Bowling Green :P
A little from column A and a little from column B.

I can't wait for next week's USC-OSU game. That one should be a real doozy.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 11:56 PM       
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I can't wait for next week's USC-OSU game. That one should be a real doozy.
As long as the team that showed at the OSU-OU game claiming to be OSU doesn't show up anyway
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Old Sep 12th, 2008, 08:03 PM       
Looks like Texas Tech better break out the straws:


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Old Sep 12th, 2008, 09:27 PM       
That should make for a much more interesting game.
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Old Sep 13th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
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That should make for a much more interesting game.
Maybe they will play water polo instead
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 12:53 AM       
So did OSU send in the JV squad for their game with USC? What an embarrassment.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 01:57 AM       
Hahaha eat it Michigan and Ohio State
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 09:40 AM       
OSU showed up the same way they did vs. OU. I pretty much said they wouldn't win if they did that. USC obviously took the game seriously and OSU did not.

I was pretty sure ND would beat MU though
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 02:48 PM       
Ohio State didn't take the game seriously? Against USC? With national title game implications?

Wow, maybe they do deserve all the trash talk.
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Old Sep 14th, 2008, 07:02 PM       
Updated AP Top 25 -

1 USC (61) 2-0 1,596 1
2 Oklahoma 3-0 1,485 3
3 Georgia (2) 3-0 1,437 2
4 Florida (1) 2-0 1,414 4
5 Missouri 3-0 1,389 6
6 LSU 2-0 1,274 7
7 Texas 2-0 1,140 8
8 Wisconsin 3-0 1,076 10
9 Alabama 3-0 982 11
10 Auburn 3-0 958 9
11 Texas Tech 3-0 904 12
12 South Florida 3-0 801 19
13 Ohio State 2-1 800 5
14 Brigham Young 3-0 788 18
15 East Carolina 3-0 781 14
16 Penn State 3-0 779 17
17 Oregon 3-0 679 16
18 Wake Forest 2-0 482 20
19 Kansas 2-1 445 13
20 Utah 3-0 428 22
21 West Virginia 1-1 179 25
22 Illinois 2-1 163 24
23 Clemson 2-1 160 NR
24 Florida State 2-0 146 NR
25 Fresno State 1-1 121 21
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Old Sep 20th, 2008, 09:36 PM       
PSU has a good team this year, but they haven't beat anyone yet. How can they be ranked 16th?

Edit: Now I see why. Apparently, Coastal Carolina has been tearing up their opponents of late, blowing out Monmouth and Towson the last two weeks. Now it all makes sense.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:15 AM       
Coastal Carolina is the alma mater of the illustrious Tyler Thigpen of KC Chiefs QB fame.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:19 AM       
Latest AP Poll:

1 USC (62) 2-0 1,621 1
2 Oklahoma 3-0 1,484 2
3 Georgia (2) 4-0 1,475 3
4 Florida (1) 3-0 1,442 4
5 LSU 3-0 1,363 6
6 Missouri 4-0 1,360 5
7 Texas 3-0 1,174 7
8 Alabama 4-0 1,132 9
9 Wisconsin 3-0 1,091 8
10 Texas Tech 4-0 962 11
11 Brigham Young 4-0 919 14
12 Penn State 4-0 891 16
13 South Florida 4-0 798 12
14 Ohio State 3-1 790 13
15 Auburn 3-1 785 10
16 Wake Forest 3-0 711 18
17 Utah 4-0 574 20
18 Kansas 3-1 555 19
19 Boise State 3-0 363 NR
20 Clemson 3-1 300 23
21 Vanderbilt 4-0 242 NR
22 Illinois 2-1 224 22
23 East Carolina 3-1 201 15
24 TCU 4-0 117 NR
25 Fresno State 2-1 105 25

Not much movement up top as the heavy hitters did what was expected of them, although Missouri took a littler longer to finally put Buffalo away. It will be interesting to see how BYU, Boise State, and Utah do this year in their quests to bust the BCS open.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 09:09 PM       
Charlie Weiss isn't just stuffing Krispy Kremes down his gaping maw these days. When he isn't wiping powdered sugar off his greasy trap he's busy sneaking laptops into games:

http://www.theworldofisaac.com/2008/...-coaching.html
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 02:29 AM       
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PSU has a good team this year, but they haven't beat anyone yet. How can they be ranked 16th?

Edit: Now I see why. Apparently, Coastal Carolina has been tearing up their opponents of late, blowing out Monmouth and Towson the last two weeks. Now it all makes sense.

Hey we beat the scrubs like were supposed too. IF we lay off the weed we might be good.
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Hey we beat the scrubs like were supposed too. IF we lay off the weed we might be good.
And if the basketball players stop masturbating in the school's library maybe they might be good.
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