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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 11:14 AM       
"you're good with the flag"


e: 'story' up later today
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD

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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 03:48 PM       
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Gosh, it was so cleverly hidden, I never even noticed! I guess I'm going to have more pictures to post, then.
YOUR SARCASM HAS NO VALUE HERE MISTER
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 04:13 PM       
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And here is the story with my gifts. (External link because of the large amount of pictures.)
Great job Embee90! Glad some of you are really putting some effort into your stories 'n all. Most rocktacular. :O

Also...


For those of you not in the know, that's exactly what a real penis looks like.
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 06:36 PM       
I've spoilered my story, because it takes up a lot of space, and it makes some blue text easier to read. Enjoy.


Spoilers!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 08:07 PM       
I've really enjoyed these last couple of stories.
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 08:24 PM       
I'VE REALLY ENJOYED SENDING MY MOM OUT TO THE MAILBOX DAY AFTER DAY AND SEEING HER RETURN EMPTY-HANDED EVERY TIME, PROTOCLOWN

BE PREPARED TO BAN YOURSELF
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
Maybe the mail man froze to death or something
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
If Mattjack doesn't post the pictures of what I got him I am going to be ONE THOUSAND TIMES more pissed then when ItalianStereotype didn't post pictures of what I got for him.

Because he should have amazing pictures if he uses all of the items properly.
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 10:29 PM       
I KNOW! I got CIG a dildo, and she refuses to send me pics of her using it.
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 10:53 PM       
I WOULD LUV TO POST PICTURES BUT MY CAMERA APPARENTLY CAN ONLY TAKE SEVEN PICTURES BEFORE RUNNING COMPLETELY OUT OF BATTERY LIFE

FUCK YOU ENERGIZER BUNNY
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 11:03 PM       
I have that camera.
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Old Dec 18th, 2008, 11:10 PM       
7.2 mega pixels are worthless if you can only take seven pictures at a time. I just wasted a pack o' batteries.

All good though, the wait makes it that much better.

That's what Elvis said to his wife before he could fuc* her, must be true
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
you need to get som NiMh rechargambles yall they last for ever and plus they are rechargable
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 02:09 AM       
unbanned willie is like an i-mockery god
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 04:08 AM       
I fecking have like 100 pics but i have run out of funny
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 01:16 PM       
My cell phone has a 5.0 megapixel camera. I AM COOLER THAN YOU, MATTJACK.
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING PRESENT YOU GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS GODDAMIT YOU RUINED FUCKING CHRISTMAS FUCK FUCK UFCK UFASJKDCA89J9DHUCX X:<.; >;>; .:> ; >; > ;
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
Got my package today! Pics soon!!!
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 07:51 PM       
I got my package from Protoclown today :O. I just took some pics, but I won't have em uploaded until tomorrow.

Proto, YA DONE GOOD. I am finding one of the items especially useful and will surely assist in getting me some vagina tonight.
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Old Dec 20th, 2008, 03:55 AM       
Yay, I don't have to ban myself
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Old Dec 20th, 2008, 06:33 AM       
Hey, proto. GUESS WHO'S DRUNK?

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



YEAH, SO I USED THE 'STACHE COMB LIKE 20 TIMES TONIGHT, AND GOT YELLED AT FOR PRODUCING "WHAT LOOKS LIKE A KNIFE."

SRSLY THO, I COMBED MY BEARD ' N LOVED IT!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 20th, 2008, 11:53 AM       
OH FUCK YES YOU HAVE FACIAL HAIR
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Old Dec 20th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
hey everybody i got my package awhile ago but my camera is refusing to cooperate.... i am trying to get it to work so bear with me but I got my package from Kevashim and it is full of wonders far beyond your mere mortal comprehension
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Old Dec 21st, 2008, 07:39 PM       
Glad to hear you liked the gifts, I put my heart and soul into picking them... well kind of!

On another note I have finally stopped visiting family members, at least until the 24th, and have taken the oppportunity to take a few snaps of my gifts from Embee90. Unfortunately they are not conducive to a story so much, but damn I really like them both.

First up we have a Freddy Krueger action figure from A Nightmare on Elm Street 5.

This bad boy is far too good to remove from the packaging and has taken up residence in a prestigious position alongisde my favourite "Army of Darkness: Ash vs Evil Ash" set.

Now really, the pièce de résistance is the second gift.

Can you believe a 'John McCain, a call to "action" figure'? His wise and steely gaze shall ever watch over my internet usage, guiding me to eternal vigilance!

Seriously though, this has to be the least poseable action figure ever. Rotatable head? Check! Leg joints? Denied! Movable arms? Check, but only if you like arms to be able to windmill! There is absolutely no chance of recreating the bad-ass pose depicted on the back of the box, which of course I immediately tried to do.

Despite all this I still think it is brilliant and heartily thank Embee90 for both of my gifts.

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Old Dec 21st, 2008, 09:46 PM       
Fucking USPS fucked me over, not getting there till after christmas. Eh, at least its getting there.....: (
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