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Zomboid Zomboid is offline
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 11:01 AM       
Yeah, I didn't participate one year because it looked like there'd be a whole lot of LOL STORY TIME shit going on. Well, unless we can figure something out for next year, maybe those of us who aren't into the whole story thing, but ARE into cool gifts can just do our own thing.

I more or less liked how this year turned out, but yeah, we'll see what happens, I guess.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 12:34 PM       
This is one of the weaker years in term of participation. Seems like the first secret santa
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 12:38 PM       
Well, it's a damn good thing that you're setting the bar high for next year's participants.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 04:50 PM       
I'm just depressed because I felt my gifts were pretty good but no pics were posted yet.

Did he hate them that bad or did my gifts break his camera??

I'm just thinking out loud here..

(dangerous thing to do on this board, I know)
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 04:52 PM       
Wait, who did you send gifts to? I'll find out what the hold up is.
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 05:30 PM       
Microshock, I got your other package today and it was AWESOME. I laughed and laughed when I saw how ridiculous the one thing is. Well, they're both ridiculous, but the ONE thing just had me cracking up. (I'm avoiding spoilers until I post the pics).

I'm about to head out of town for a New Year's party, but I will post pics of the stuff ASAP.

Anyway, you did NOT have to do that, man, but the new stuff was EXTREMELY worthy and I will be sure to take some good pics of them soon!
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 05:54 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 06:41 PM       
DONT WORRY MOTHERFUCKERS I WILL POST REAL PICGURES SOON
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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 07:19 PM       
Hey, thanks for saying my gift was good. Hopefully you enjoy it, I have 2 of those

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Old Dec 31st, 2008, 07:22 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2009, 03:33 PM       
Tadao, stop going in threads you have no reason to be in, it only makes me see more bunnies.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 09:11 PM       
First and foremost, I'd like to apologize for my delay in posting these secret santa pics. I got caught up in holiday travel and when I returned home I found that my family had been...infected.


After much grieving, I finally sent out for ...

A FUCKING ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT!!!!!!!

There were many helpful diagrams and instructions on the outside of the kit

An official government document lay inside

Seems it was from someone very high up

Let's see what this kit contains

Hmm...training films

Excellent research material...
apparently you need to remove the head or destroy the brain

In addition to the films there is a marvelous hygiene and energy pack:


Coffee, creamer, toothbrush, toothpaste, handiwipes, soap, plastic bags, shaving cream, safe-razor, and a cup (to use as a makeshift toilet)

Not to mention an energy booster and this little gem

Simply just too wonderful for words
Hygiene is all well and good but I need some serious weaponry

That's what i'm talking about!! Superior Ballistic Fire Power!

So there you have it a complete survival kit.

Oh and there is a flashlight and battries as well...but I don't see why I'd need...







OH SHIT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!!








i HEAR SOMETHING!

Alright then....GOD MODE!









I think it's coming from in here!

Nope just the shitter!




Wait....I think it's outside the door.



The back-up generators are warming up


Ready...


Aim...

The lights are back on! It's just the damn dog.

Guess I should still kill it though...just to be safe.



Thank you so so much LittleDollClaudia...this present kicked so much ass.
I sincerely apologize for posting my pics late.

thanks,
Harry Lime

Last edited by Harry Lime : Jan 2nd, 2009 at 09:37 PM. Reason: Hit a button and posted too soon
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 10:14 PM       
That's a great pile of gifts. LittleDollClaudia looks like she put a lot of work into it.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:07 PM       
That's the most adorable dog I've ever seen.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:34 PM       
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can someone just tell me who sent my gifts so i can rape them
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 02:55 PM       
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AHSD80ASHD80ASD8ASD0S80DHAS80HDAS8DA0HD0ASD

can someone just tell me who sent my gifts so i can rape them
Oh man that sucks, hey if the guy screwed you over, Protoclown will just send you the shit i sent him! Right? RIGHT?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:00 PM       
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can someone just tell me who sent my gifts so i can rape them
HEY, YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! Your secret santa is a cherished member of this community and pretty much has immunity, so ... :/

Yeah, your gift will arrive right away though. OF THIS, I AM CERTAIN!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 07:29 PM       
I AM CALM

i know, you've told me before that i got someone trustworthy, and i do trust them! i'm just kinda upset because we did it so early and i figured i'd have them by now


I'M SORRY Z PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND BE MY BROTHER IN I-C*CKERY 4EVA
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:55 PM       
I got a bunny movie!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:37 PM       
from who?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:54 PM       
Rog, but it wasn't for Christmas
But seriously, we all know who owes BTC and hopefully he isn't in a bind and can resolve this issue soon.
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 02:05 AM       
i wanted to do some deduction from the list of participants, but 14 pages is a lottt :/

but... i don't remember someone saying they got gifts from burbank? is that who i got? :D :D :D if so, :D :D :D
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 05:57 PM       
Wow HarryLime, that made me laugh so hard my neighbors knocked on my door to make sure I was okay.

I'm so glad you enjoyed your present. I really wanted to include a body for target practice, but we had already burned all the zombies in our area.

Maybe next year's theme will involve a corpse to shoot at for my lucky Secret Santa!

Or just for some weird experimentations...

P.S. your dog is very cute!
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
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