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Damn Dirty Hippopotamus · #26

Hey lets take a billion uppers and downers and "Soma Shuffle" our way to the emergency room!

kahljorn · #27

hey lets smoke ten thousand bowls of marijuana in an hour and vomit our bronchial passages out into the bong

Tadao · #28

Who does drugs for their health? What a fag.

kahljorn · #29

nobody even owns a billion pills asshole

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus · #30

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

hey lets smoke ten thousand bowls of marijuana in an hour and vomit our bronchial passages out into the bong

pac-man · #31

D.A.R.E. failed miserably, methinks.

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus · #32

DARE educated me on what drugs are. As far as prevention, it crashed and burned.

Zomboid · #33

Some of my Jr. High friends and I "failed" DARE for throwing rocks at an old man's house a few blocks away from the school

. There was like 15 of us and he came out of his house and chased us into the school. Then he grabbed one kid by the collar and pinned him against the wall until the RCMP came

Tadao · #34

Were you double dog dared?

Guitar Woman · #35

This thread got really horrible after that rhino guy showed up.

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus · #36

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

This thread got really horrible after that rhino guy showed up.

Pillhead post. You all strung out on Vicodin?

Guitar Woman · #37

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus · #38

Oh god I know tons of people who are like "I LIKE TO TAKE ADDIES BEFORE CLASS I STAY AWAKE AND I PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION!"

It's always fun to tell them that going to bed at a good time can do the same thing and watch as they try to come up with a reply that doesn't make them sound like a fucking junkie.

Guitar Woman · #39

I get 9 hours of sleep every night and I'm probably the worst student who ever lived

explain yourself now, fatty

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus · #40

I'm a hippo. I don't go to school.

Your move.

Ploxtrot · #41

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Originally Posted by Damn Dirty Hippopotamus

Oh god I know tons of people who are like "I LIKE TO TAKE ADDIES BEFORE CLASS I STAY AWAKE AND I PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION!"

It's always fun to tell them that going to bed at a good time can do the same thing and watch as they try to come up with a reply that doesn't make them sound like a fucking junkie.

At first I laughed at this, but then I realized how much coffee I drink...

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus · #42

Coffee is delicious. You are forgiven.

DeadKennedys · #43

I hate weed. It makes people look like this

Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans

Kitsa · #44

I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.

Supafly345 · #45

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

or cocaine

did you actually go to a rehab?

No, I could never afford something like rehab. Did it all on my own after the stress in my life died down a bit. I tried NA, just for emotional support and stuff, but that place was so fucking pathetic that my tender serotonin-deprived brain couldn't handle it.

Sacks · #46

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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

I hate weed.

Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans

They also make shitty music, man. Shitty shitty music.

glowbelly · #47

hey supafly, do you still drink or do other drugs?

pac-man · #48

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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

I hate weed. It makes people look like this

Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans

That's not true for all people who smoke weed.