Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Sports & Health
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #2  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Old Dec 28th, 2008, 06:27 PM       
BUT YOU SURE HAD FUN
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Geggy Geggy is offline
say what now?
Geggy's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Peebody
Old Dec 28th, 2008, 07:11 PM       
Your nearest food store called, they ran out of brown paper bags.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Dec 28th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 12:38 AM       
As much as I wanted the Lions to beat the Packers, I will take an 0-16 consolation prize on this one. Never before in my life have I witnessed such a pitiful team take the field. Fuck Culepper!
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 12:44 AM       
"WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET US TO WIN, YOU DO!"

Matt the Idiot
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 01:21 AM       
They should get a bunch of great draft picks then. I think they need to give them extras.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
Clap if you love Dynamo
Pentegarn's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian future
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 01:49 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
They should get a bunch of great draft picks then. I think they need to give them extras.
What for? They'd just spend em all on wide receivers
Reply With Quote
  #9  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 03:13 AM       
I think we're in the same boat.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Dirge Dirge is offline
corporate whore
Dirge's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Jersey
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 04:12 AM       
HAHAHAHAHA RUDI JOHNSON. SO THE BENGALS SUX HUH? HAHAHAHAHAHA

no really, sorry lions fans. u guys dont deserve that.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
El Blanco El Blanco is offline
Mocker
El Blanco's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, NY
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 11:33 AM       
Poor Detroit. The automakers are about to go under. The whole town's economy is about to collapse an now the Lions pull this shit. They weren't even fun to watch.
__________________
according to my mongoose, anyway.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Dec 29th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
You things have hit rock bottom when this guy actually manages to get in a game:
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #14  
El Blanco El Blanco is offline
Mocker
El Blanco's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, NY
Old Dec 30th, 2008, 10:48 AM       
Joey Harrington was interviewed and he said he felt bad for the Lions. Joey fucking Harrington.
__________________
according to my mongoose, anyway.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
McClain McClain is offline
Fuck Yeah
McClain's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Hoosier
Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 04:54 PM       
Look at the bright side - At least they're consistent! Nowadays teams will go 1-15 then turn around the next year and win it all.

Not the Lions! They consistently lose.
__________________
Last edited by Chojin : Jan 1st, 2000 at 12:01 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Angryhydralisk Angryhydralisk is offline
What Video Games?
Angryhydralisk's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Too Carefree For It's Own Good, Kentucky
Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 09:47 PM       
They never skip a beat...except all of them.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
THEY HAVE PERSONAL LIVES TOO YOU GUYS

j/k fuck them
Reply With Quote
  #17  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 12:57 PM       
What made this even more satisfying for me is that Daunte Culpepper was at the helm of the ship for a good portion of the year.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Jan 4th, 2009, 12:47 PM       
Wait. Is this the same Daunte "I'm retiring because of my integrity to myself; I deserve a starting job, and since I can't get one, I quit." Culpepper?

Yeah, good move unretiring, you prick. Maybe you and Brett Farve should start a "wish I had it to do over again" club.
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:55 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.