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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 05:34 AM        A Standardized Test Measuring The Condition Of Your Soul
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 06:54 AM       
A great thing to skim across at 5:53 in the morning.

I agree as well. If such a thing as a soul existed inside my being, it would match the shape of my head. Completely unnatractive.

Okay I'm just saying nonsensical shit now. Perhaps that's all you do, but it looks so much better than my nonsensical shit.

Story of my life.

Great job, by the way. Hope you didn't think I was being NEGATIVE...
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
You got me, Max.

There I was trying to memorize all of my answers only to get at the end of the test and find out that there was nothing to score. Despite not believing in having a soul or other by-products, I always have this urge to answer a test thrown at me.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
I liked the last sentence.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 02:30 PM       
What is this "girlfriend of several years" you speak of?
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 09:12 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 10:54 AM       
I answered "L" on a number of these, but I think I may have missed something somewhere.
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
9.) Life is a journey. Respond.

B.) I hate Journey.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 11:30 PM       
Okay, my answer for number nine was "D.) I just started crying," but the tears were most assuredly from laughter. I think.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 09:55 AM       
This is why I joined the clergy; no tests.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 10:08 PM       
life isn't a journey, life is a highway

and i'm gonna ride it exactly long enough to get the hell out of this town
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 02:02 AM       
Love it.

The sad thing is, I can remember "Young Goodman Brown" very well. Which is odd, considering that I was frantically scanning it at 7:45 in the morning, trying to answer ten or so questions on it before class began at 8:00.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 11:59 PM       
The correct answer is "Beat the shit out of her."

Did I get an "A"?
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:01 AM       
BTW, I stopped caring about the questions after question 5, since you said answer only 4 questions. My answer still stands.
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