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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 06:27 PM       
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poetry. are does good.

I always hated that about poetry.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 06:32 PM       
There once was a man with a spoon for an ear,
And a tabletop vase for an eye,
And he would take to his horse and roam through the town
And declare Its quarter past nine!

And the regular townsmen, with a shaking of heads
And a noticeable stamping of feet,
Would say What an odd fellow, hes surely deranged,
For as anyone could rightfully say,
Its barely a quarter from three!
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Old Jun 5th, 2009, 08:01 PM       
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Me thinks ZQ has an internet crush on Fathom?
I dunno, Tadao is such a sweet-talker. Decisions, decisions.

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Who drank 'til he threw up in a bucket
He thought he was done
So he rejoined the fun
Then he heaved and everyone had to duck it.
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Old Jun 5th, 2009, 08:30 PM       
Oh, I'm sure your fascination with Japanese men will fade soon.
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Old Jun 5th, 2009, 10:36 PM       
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Oh, I'm sure your fascination with Japanese men will fade soon.
Oh I'm not fascinated with Japanese men. Just anonymous men on sarcastic forums.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 12:29 AM       
I dunno. It's said that gentlemen prefer blondes. But do the ladies?

Also: DAWSON
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 01:01 PM       
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I dunno. It's said that gentlemen prefer blondes. But do the ladies?
Aren't blondes also supposed to be idiots? I like darker features myself.

As for me,
I try to rhyme
But now's just not
A real good time.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 01:17 PM       
My hair is to turn black later in life before going white. I get my hair from my maternal grandfather. But as of now, it's nigh on platinum blonde.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 03:09 PM       
My hair used to be crazy blond when I was younger as seen here http://www.angelfire.com/80s/threestupidpeople/12.jpg

Now its a dirty/reddish blond and my beard grows in red.

Blondes are usually sometimes smart people. They're good at making people think they're dumber than they are.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 03:20 PM       
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I like darker features myself.
I got a dark feature for ya.

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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
I've been a brunette all my life. With extremely pale skin (very Germanic apparently )

@ Tadao, not quite the features I had in mind. Besides, yours seems to be bright green...
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 05:42 PM       
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We should talk
and go on a zombie walk.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 08:23 PM       
Tadao
I know
You can be sweet
And that sounds neat
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 11:01 PM       
:O

I'll give you a zombie walk any day of the week.
Bayyyyyybe.
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 11:02 PM       
Take my hand
Across the promised land
Give me a twirl
Let's have a whirl
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 11:08 PM       
Hey, any time
Just please don't rhyme
'Cause I'll be dead
When you're strapped to the bed
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
You're very good
I hope I've got this right
This format is odd.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 01:57 AM       
Hey, writing gets my creative juices going. I have to respect a fellow writer.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 01:07 PM       
You're just being shy. You know you want me bad.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 04:45 PM       
Isn't ZQ something like 17 and shaped like a pear, or do you just not care anymore Fathom?
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 04:49 PM       
Girls shaped like pears are hawt. No tits and all ass baby.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 06:19 PM       
I don't really give a shit in the regard, sir. BESIDES, what have you done for me lately?
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I'll blow you for a dollar.
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Old Jun 7th, 2009, 07:25 PM       
Why would I pay for what I can get for free?
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