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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 07:47 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
me too

I'd give my left nut to bust my right one on her

that's a fair trade
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They would try to put me in a abuse shelter and I'd just bust out to go home and get my beating.
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
They'd just end up taking her to jail

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Olivia Munn and Gina can tag team beat me up. Consider it a handicap match.
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 08:21 PM       
I saw when she was in Playboy, but not naked. WTF is that shit?
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 10:49 PM       
TBH i like not women naked because it kind of ruins the mystery/thrill. If she was naked in Playboy I probably wouldn't like her as much.

I know. It doesn't make sense.
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 11:02 PM       
It makes sense for I feel the same as you. Except I hate Olivia Munn.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 03:32 AM       
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Except I hate Olivia Munn.
why do you hate her?
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 04:15 AM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 09:42 AM       
I have no idea who that is, but I have a .gif of that same clip where a thought bubble with a buttplug pops up over her head.

edit: actually, I just looked and it's an entirely different clip with the same woman doing the exact same thing. Is that like some special look she does for the cameras, or what?

I'd post it, but every time I put it up on photobucket my account gets suspended for terms of use violation. But it's also here:

http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=701

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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 01:55 PM       
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why do you hate her?
She isn't very smart and her show on G4, or whatever that video game channel is called, is horrible. That and she doesn't look all that remarkable.
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Old Oct 18th, 2009, 02:15 AM       
Damn.

I actually like her goofy personality. She's Tom-Boyish on the show, so I think that's why I like her so much.

Diff'rent strokes fer diff'rent folks.
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Para usted, Sam.

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Old Oct 18th, 2009, 02:27 AM       
Mattjack, sometimes I feel like you are the only person in the world who understands me.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 03:14 PM       
i've noticed a theme. every single girl posted in this thread has dark hair/eyes.
whats with that!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 03:29 PM       
Blonds are a dime a dozen.
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