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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:12 PM       
Nice entries guys! gummy mummies are my favorite! anyways i will make one soon i hope. soon as my camera starts working. RoG i'm sure you will like it!
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 07:12 PM       
Good job, Batman Johnson! I've never seen one of those things before. It looks like it could actually cut you. And I like the green puke pulp as well. Nice touch.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:23 PM       
I think the key to a good Jack-o-lantern is for it to be visually appealing lit or not, so I give you the rather nervous looking Chayote-o-lantern!





He'll be torn up, er carved out inside if he doesnt win.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 02:01 PM       
Thanks Dex. I saw it and knew i had to carve it.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 12:30 AM       
Alright, I saw the contest, I was eating grapes, and there was a knife on my desk. Grape o' lanterns ensued.

Initally, I put red LEDs into them, and the overall effect was pretty neat, especially considering that grapeskin is thin and veiny. Since I had half a dozen or so of these, though, I decided to go bigger. Behold the grape vine:



It looks exactly like normal Xmas lights at this distance, true, but each one is a unique little grape o' lantern. Of all the faces I made, most of them were pretty generic, but two were neat enough that I took pictures before I ate them. Unfortunately, I couldn't really get a decent close-up photo, so it's imagination time.



Frankenwine-
This one is my absolute favourite. It just turned out so well with the red LED that I wish I had a photo that could do it justice.


Garnish-
You can't see the face, but you're not missing much. I like this one just because nothing says halloween like a head on a pike. It also reminded me that in the miniature fruit community, sugary girl drinks probably look like Vlad the Impaler's courtyard.

Final note, If anyone can tell me how to set a camera to take a detailed close up of what is equivalent to a light bulb, I'd honestly appreciate it. I tried to get some photos with the red light, and this was my best result:

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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 06:05 PM       
now those are neat!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 07:37 PM       
Oh wow I almost did that with grapes but I didnt have the lights for it, nice.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 11:03 PM       
...Well I guess there's nothing in the rules saying you Can't let a dog play football carve a pumpkin.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
if it's part of your regular groceries I guess haha.

those grapes are cool.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
Those grape o' lanterns are awesome
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 07:43 PM        more green entry
It didn't come from my grocery sack. It came from my own garden
A Cantaloupe rotting on the vine.
Staked and writhing in pain for you Halloween pleasure.

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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 02:19 PM       
I'm not sure if this counts, but I figured it couldn't hurt to submit it anyway as I did technically carve the fondant.

Anyway, behold the face hugger cake!




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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 03:56 PM       
now that is amazing. good job!
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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 05:32 PM       
Thank you blood_panther
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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 08:12 PM       
I'm concerned that if I tried to cut that cake, it would spray acid on me.
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Old Sep 27th, 2009, 11:46 PM       
Got myself another lantern.

Pretty standard this time, following the age old formula of [Knife + Pumpkin + Candle = Jack-o-Lantern].

Though I fear I may have botched the procedure:





The fact that it actually illuminates the pumpkin inside itself blows my mind. I didn't think wax was that translucent.
I do realise that this is not technically food, so it's ineligible. That said, I did buy it at a grocery store, and the candle is made of delicious non-toxic wax.

Oh, and one other thing:



Lolantern.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 10:04 PM       
Nice job guys! While I'm unsure about the eligibility of some of these, they are very cool looking and I'm glad you submitted them.

And the "delicious non-toxic wax" comment by Cait Sidhe truly made me laugh out loud.
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Old Sep 30th, 2009, 05:51 PM       
Keep the great entries coming everybody! You have until the end of next Wednesday, October 7th to get your entries posted!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2009, 12:44 AM       
ok so I figured with more time I should make some more entries....So I thought and thought, And finally came up with some more great...... good? ......decent?.....ok decent entries....you try coming up with food/monster puns...it's hard work!



ok first up we got this ghastly trio.

The Dreaded Zomberries!



Then we have one annoying critter....

The Tropical Batnana!



And finally we have a creature so powerful no wall can stop him...so omniscient the mere mention of his name calls him to you.

we have....Kool-Aid Man



......come on I-mockery! lets keep the kool-aid winning streak going!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2009, 03:10 PM       
I noticed in the rules that Youtube is an option, thus I warped this in my mind and give you a short piece of morbid citrus cinema. An orange witnesses the death of his friend during a carving accident. I got the 'black and white w/ french' thing from an episode of The Critic.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2009, 05:48 PM       
nice one!
And thanks for reminding me youtube was a choice! I have this......amateur video of the Batnana in flight!



...yeah ok so It's a horrible video but it still makes me chuckle a little bit whenever i see it

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Old Oct 4th, 2009, 05:45 PM       
GASP in grisly HORROR as the fetid offspring of A THOUSAND DEMONS brings you...
THE FLAYED MEAT BRAIN OF HALLOWE'EN!!!!!!
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Old Oct 4th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
Quick! jam a candle in it!
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Old Oct 5th, 2009, 12:53 PM       
I now submit for your viewing pleasure, Doughnuts of the Damned.

The Bloody Strawberry doughnut of the Damned!



The dreaded cream filled Doughnut of the Cursed





The elusive pumpkin cookie of the mildly curious


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