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Old May 28th, 2010, 10:50 PM       
He finally knows what Willis was talkin' about.
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Old May 29th, 2010, 08:57 PM       
Dennis Hopper died.
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Old May 30th, 2010, 02:16 AM       
aNOTHER CELERITY DEATH WAVE!
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Old May 30th, 2010, 11:59 AM       
-just finished.

dio, coleman, hopper. Frank frazetta and gary coleman both count together as being worth one major hollywood/music celebrity, so that makes three
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Old May 30th, 2010, 11:00 PM       
Yeah, I think he may have outlived all his kids too. Everyone except his wife, natch.
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Old May 31st, 2010, 09:43 PM       
I guess the guy that created the thundercats died too.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 11:09 AM       
Oh man, my roommate told me he had like a heart attack or something. That's way worse.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 12:53 PM       
Giant sinkhole in Guatemala City.



http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Floodi...a572889842.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/news/article...merica/3665832
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 01:25 PM       
^ Looking through the pictures from the news.yahoo.com/nphotos link. Picture # 10 of the slideshow is funny.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 01:28 PM       
Was that the Batman one?
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 01:30 PM       
Yea, 10 is Batman. That made it all seem less tragic. I bet DC will fly down there and make her paint over it.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 01:50 PM       
Man, batman looks depressed


EDIT: I bet his Guatemalan batcave was the reason for that sink hole
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 12:46 PM       
Is there anyone who believes this guy didn't kill Natalee Holloway?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 12:47 PM       
I believe he did.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 01:14 PM       
How long does it take to kill someone with a tennis racket?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 02:35 PM       
I guess that depends on how exactly you use the tennis racket.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 02:58 PM       
Internal damage.

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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:14 PM       
Hey Finland. How long does it take for someone to die from rectal bleeding?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:33 PM       
HE MUST HAVE A MEAN BACKHAND.
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Hey Finland. How long does it take for someone to die from rectal bleeding?
Sideways on the current topic (why, I don't know) I knew a guy who knew a guy who needed a reconstructed rectum. The doctor (it was said) told him that he must have had anal sex twice a day, every day for 30 years to develop that kind of damage.

As far as I know the story did not contain any information regarding the use or abuse of tennis rackets.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 03:58 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 04:11 PM       
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Sideways on the current topic (why, I don't know) I knew a guy who knew a guy who needed a reconstructed rectum. The doctor (it was said) told him that he must have had anal sex twice a day, every day for 30 years to develop that kind of damage.

As far as I know the story did not contain any information regarding the use or abuse of tennis rackets.

I think the laws of mathematics dictate that a bigger dong = less time.
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