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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 03:17 AM        Rom Hack Reviews: Count Chokeula
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 05:21 AM       
I was not expecting that last boss at all, though I was definitely expecting Wilford Brimley.

I'd like to make a request for the next ROM Hack review: Megalion.

http://www.romhacking.net/hacks/240/

It's a Mega Man 3 ROM hack for the furry crowd. And there's a sequel!
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 05:29 AM       
Actually here's a better link- it has both Megalion and Megalion II (the latter of which is a hack of Mega Man V, oddly enough).

http://www.bibp.com/nivlek/Megalion.html

Oh furries.
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 12:19 PM       
That last boss is a great Halloween costume. Count Pickleman!! Wait there's more. Count Pickleman VS. Count Pop! That sounds like fun.
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 01:16 PM       
I'm glad to see these again! The madness and horror contained within this game gave me a shudder.
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 04:36 PM       
I think that "bear" in the first part is supposed to be Tony the Tiger...
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 05:14 PM       
Maybe the bear is that golden crisp mascot, sugar bear
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 05:59 PM       
The sperm in the aviator hat is clearly Rocky the flying squirrel so I can only assume the terrible flashing man and woman are Boris and Natasha.
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 06:14 PM       
My brain hurts from looking at the screens. I couldn't fathom playing it.
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 10:11 PM       
For being a rom hack, I'm actually surprised that there wasn't that much sexual content other than the textual reference by the church guy. Where did the wang-swinging weapons and walking perverts were abandoned?
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 08:53 AM       
I love rom hack reviews, it's like an awful parade of awfulness
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 10:10 AM       
I wonder what Rog has to say about this hack. Seriously, what is with Count Rog?
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 02:38 PM       
I have to say the same thing about this hack that I say about pretty much all the hacks that get sent my way - it's funny because it's so astoundingly awful. I like that he couldn't fit "I-Mockery" on one tile, so he just wrapped it around onto the next line.

"What a horrible night to take a shit."

And it is with those words that we learn how rom hacks are born.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 03:58 PM       
Rog is worst than the devil.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 11:29 PM       
I have been doing homebrew nes & hacks for years but i-mock & bad hacks ONLY post the worst games. THIS IS A JOKE LMAO! I sent this to i-mockery saying check it out but dont post,it was just suposed to be a joke for them & not to be posted . to check out the non imockery version & my music ,homebrews & other hacks got to nintendoa & then home brews.
there to ashamed to post the one i send i-mockery gets butt fucked.
look for shit pickle ,AVGN & more

this virsion has the OLD skool version of the cartoons the other version stuck with the cereal theme the imockery & other sites are always saying how 80s cereal made them shit or puke the not putting wilford in & putting the imockery was to to confuse the player as was the changing of wepons ,ect its mr t & done as bad as i could ,lol kenny is in this version to confuse. having sex with cereal & some other stuff was left out on this version. rocky & bowinkle was a cereal as was cat in the hat,winnie the poo,spiderman , shuger bear,ghost busters,pac man, the whip is chocula's cereal "real ghost & bats in every bowl ,the stoner with a spoon was the boss becouse there were jokes how people get stoned & watch cartoons. the pimp & cane he has was a refrence to the pimp jokes on the net. the text was going to 100% random & not make since & the icons were going to change every stage ..but this made it to hard to play threw the hole game. oh & bill & ted morph on this too becouse they had a cereal. i like the many ways to die but thats all i like about this version as aposed to the other one. there was also going to be count chaculas cursed part 2 game but i have yet to do anything with it.

Last edited by Mockery : Oct 2nd, 2010 at 03:24 AM. Reason: (Merged double-post. Also, look at that grammar. This is the mind of your average rom hacker.)
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 12:05 AM       
I always knew ol' Rog had a battle plan, and now I know the truth... throwing spoons and running around in circles? It's the ultimate offense and defense. The perfect fighting style.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 03:32 PM       
Is I-Mockery that popular with ROM hackers? Or is one person here a traitor?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 03:56 PM       
We receive a lot of rom hack submissions. Obviously, we can't get to all of them, so we just try to pick out the ones we think are gonna be most interesting for people to read about. Usually that means the ones with the most penises, swastikas and Wilford references.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 07:28 PM       
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i-mock & bad hacks ONLY post the worst games.
And proud of it. Of course, you would have known that if you had taken a look at any of the rom hack reviews instead of just googling "rom hacks" and cold-emailing the first few results.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 07:35 PM       
ty.yeah i didnt even think this would be posted due to lack of dicks.
p.s splatter house best game ever made!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2010, 11:55 AM       
^Exhibit A.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2010, 12:05 PM       
I mean, who would think a website called Bad Hacks would only post bad hacks? Seriously.
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Old Oct 5th, 2010, 07:24 AM       
"there to ashamed to post the one i send i-mockery gets butt fucked."

What in God's name is this supposed to mean? You know, I had some hope that ROM hacks were just made by relatively decent people who had a bad sense of humor, or were bored; but now, based on casper's post here, I see that there is a real retardation that goes along with it, an almost palpable level of mental sludge that oozes into the world and our collective consciousness like The Blob, aimed to destroy everything we hold dear.
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Old Oct 5th, 2010, 08:24 PM       
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Also it's cool that the hacker actually posted. Just because it justified the whip.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 08:19 PM       
caspers post hurt my head more than the rom. but i didn't actually play it, so maybe it would have been worse.

seriously, how does one get the patience to do a fairly involved rom hack like this, but can't proofread his forum posts even a little bit to see if it's remotely readable.

I would be willing to look at his other roms just to see if maybe they are any good, but I can't look at his post long enough to even figure out if he says where to look for them.
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