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Old May 5th, 2011, 02:23 PM       
WOMNEN ARE JERKS, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO LEARN MY TWO FAVORITE SEX POSITIONS:



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Old May 5th, 2011, 03:49 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2011, 05:12 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2011, 07:09 PM       
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i guess so. Man if there's anything ive learned its that letting other people get away with treating you like shit isnt worth it and it wont make them love you anymore ;/

in fact i think women love you the more you treat them like shit.

Im thinking of posting this email but its kinda long and embarassing and i guess its kinda dumb to do it maybe that's why she thought it was harassment cause its long
Post it, we need some story to have closure after the whole cliffhanger George fiasco
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Old May 5th, 2011, 07:37 PM       
That's amazing Milhouse.

Kahl, clear out your pm box. I tried to defriend her but low and behold she had already defriended me. What a bitch.
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Old May 5th, 2011, 08:50 PM       
Fuck women, that's something I'd like to do right now.

khaljorn don't let this shit get you down bro. That chick was just too thick, she never even realized she was dating the coolest I-mocker around.

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Old May 6th, 2011, 08:59 AM       
Thanks Tadao I try my best. And with that, you can all stick it up your collective arse.
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Old May 6th, 2011, 12:27 PM       
Must be a woman.
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Old May 6th, 2011, 12:35 PM       
Sorry, I meant to say "beast". I fry my beast... Collective arse.
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Old May 6th, 2011, 03:26 PM       
milhouse that made me laugh so hard. At first i thought it was a penis knocking her out

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Old May 15th, 2011, 02:10 AM       
Just to throw it out there. I shaved my legs the other day and I have to give credit to women in general for shaving their legs. It s a serious pain in the ass.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 03:27 AM       
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Old May 15th, 2011, 03:43 AM       
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Old May 15th, 2011, 03:47 AM       
Dose are my real gams. Just a bad angle cuz I'm diesal too.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 01:55 PM       
10k, your legs make for quite the believable tranny!
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Old May 15th, 2011, 02:16 PM       
He's lucky because he doesn't wear high heels, so he doesn't have varicose veins. I wanna lick those chops.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 03:48 PM       
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10k, your legs make for quite the believable tranny!
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He's lucky because he doesn't wear high heels, so he doesn't have varicose veins. I wanna lick those chops.


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edit: Also, thank you MLE.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 06:27 PM       
You should get black leather lacing for the side instead of that gold cord. [/critique]
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Old May 15th, 2011, 06:29 PM       
Also, he should pad his ass.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 06:37 PM       
He doesn't have to if he wears the right top.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 07:17 PM       
I think my ass needs less padding. It just looks flat in that. I'll try black string instead. The dress is mainly gold though.
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