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Old May 15th, 2011, 06:21 PM       
I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 07:31 PM       
I see what you mean.
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Old May 15th, 2011, 08:34 PM       


i totally didn't expect that

i thought it was gonna be, WHERES THE FUCKIN EMAIL GEORGE
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Old May 16th, 2011, 01:38 PM       
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I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.
The dazzling veneer of the 1980's.
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Old May 16th, 2011, 03:12 PM       
All he's missing is the 2" wide tassel.
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Old May 16th, 2011, 03:29 PM       
The tassels are on top.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 01:56 AM       
SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT

I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O
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Old May 21st, 2011, 09:15 AM       
I want to represent you as a lawyer/attorney/parapalegal.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 09:53 AM       
paralegal is like a paratrooper right
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Old May 21st, 2011, 10:07 AM       
yeah, its like the lawyer air force.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 12:32 PM       
MAYBE YOU CAN JUST SKYDIVE ONTO MY OLD PATIO AND GET MY STUFF/ SERVE THAT BITCH PAPERS
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Old May 22nd, 2011, 05:07 PM       
this thread is pathetic

is this another famous imockery joke
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:17 AM       
I was watching some tranny on cam earlier and her body looked good and then I saw her face and she looked like Tasslehoff Burrfoot. Kinda ruined it for me.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:43 AM       
I was on my way to work yesterday and I ended up blowing the tranny. It was so expensive.
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 11:46 PM       
If I were a mod I would consider editing your post to say something dumb but then stop because you already beat me to the punch.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 04:41 AM       
more like beat me to the lunch because i gobbled that trannys balls
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Old Sep 3rd, 2011, 02:03 AM       
Some other cd in my area wants to get together for a photoshoot, kind leaning on the going part.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2011, 06:05 AM       
they'll want to touch your penis
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Old Sep 3rd, 2011, 09:09 AM       
I already put a block on that.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2011, 06:05 PM       
that will also receive my veto!

the only cd i ever hung out with tried to touch my penis
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Old Sep 3rd, 2011, 11:08 PM       


Veto official
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Old Sep 4th, 2011, 02:32 AM       
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SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT

I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O
This kind of happened to me with my first girlfriend 11 years ago. She came home when I was getting all of my shit out of her mom's house. She maced me. I grabbed the expensive chihuahua I bought her while near blinded, ran to my car and locked the door while coughing and drooling. I still have the dog. The girl contacted me 2 years ago to get together but she was really trashy by then. I think she was on meth or something at one point and it showed. She was such a good clean christian when I met her and I had so much fun ruining her values.
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