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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 12:36 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 12:36 AM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 12:42 AM       
I thought you said you made him "top". I need to get my mind out of the gutter....don't you work at a bar though? I'm sure you have pickens available.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 12:50 AM       
speaking of ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE, have you guys ever had somebody making out on your neck/right on your ear? do you realize how disgusting it sounds when you do that to us? because that's our ear... so when you do that we hear all of those noises that your mouth is making amplified past 11 never do that
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 12:51 AM       
some people like those sounds
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 01:32 AM       
That's why you gotta be quiet about it. Plus if you do it right you get the TINGLIES
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 02:06 AM       
Its more about the feelings than the sounds. Every girl/guy/... I've been with loved having their neck/ear caressed with tongue. Maybe I'm just really good at it though.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 02:09 AM       
I want to make jokes about so many things in this thread - Milhouse and sex (because lol), elx being elx, and 10K and his ellipses.
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Old Jun 29th, 2011, 02:11 AM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 05:44 AM       
Dude, ears? No.

Neck yes. Many yes.

Ears. No. That's on par with feet and bellybuttons.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 09:15 AM       
Oh Shrub. You don't even know.
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 05:20 PM       
I have been with ladies who like ear shenanigans, and those who like it not so much, so I guess it depends on the girl
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Old Jun 30th, 2011, 05:45 PM       
They just might not know they like it yet.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 10:58 AM       
maybe you dont like having your ears slurped on but what about biting :O
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 11:38 AM       
Love the neck. I go straight for the neck. I'm a biter and I've had an illustrious career at it with many commendations.

Elx your guy must really suck if he can't get the neck/ears (it's a pretty sensitive area) feeling good.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 11:43 AM       
Still no. I once had a dude manage to get my 1.6 mm ball closure out of my ear and tear my earlobe. That was probably the least gross ear chewing I've had.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 01:34 PM       
Sounds like he didn't know what he was doing.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:02 PM       
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Still no. I once had a dude manage to get my 1.6 mm ball closure out of my ear and tear my earlobe. That was probably the least gross ear chewing I've had.
have you ever had a S/O that ritualistically pecked/kissed the top of your head/forehead after fooling around? my guys always do this and I can't stand it. that's like as half-assed as it gets and should only be reserved for grandmas/toddlers
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:05 PM       
OK, it's at this point where you stop playing those female mind games that y'all like so much and tell us what you don't like so that we stop doing it. We're not mind readers and we're not going to think anything of it if you keep it to yourself
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:30 PM       
Elx: most guys i've been with have been nerds who I intimidate the fuck out of. They'd only try it as a joke, and remain out of punching distance.

Milhouse backwards: I don't like monobrows, baths, dirty washing-up sponges and untidy bedrooms.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:52 PM       
Whatever your man does is your own fault since you didn't teach him otherwise.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 03:13 PM       
Biting *everything* is wonderful.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 03:27 PM       
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OK, it's at this point where you stop playing those female mind games that y'all like so much and tell us what you don't like so that we stop doing it. We're not mind readers and we're not going to think anything of it if you keep it to yourself
why would you assume that we're like this? I myself have a very specific look of disapproval, which involves a scrunched up face and a shakey head movement. it's not a mind-game, just subtle enough to not interrupt and universally clear enough to get the point across.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 03:31 PM       
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Biting *everything* is wonderful.
no.. biting a girls tits will get you kneed real quick. you should know better!
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