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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:53 PM       
Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.

Alas

We are nowhere near a cure.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 04:16 PM       
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Not appreciates nonsensical whimsy
Because your 'whimsy' sucks. Next question
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 03:01 AM       
Real whimsical people are suffering because of the likes of you. Lol, I'm random. Giant Panda, Gary Busey, Midget Mobile, Dingus Knucklehumper, internet stuff, Chuck Norris, something else. Probably something about ninjas or something else stupid.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 07:33 AM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 08:09 AM       
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Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.

Alas

We are nowhere near a cure.
Are you sizing your posts down to make em skinnier? The website does that for you ya know.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 12:39 PM       
Yes I am. I don't really care for the one long sentence all the way across my screen effect.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:33 PM       
Monitor->little button thingies->horizontal adjust

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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 08:47 PM       
You assume I'm using a PC. We should never assume. I made a few assumptions my first 24 hours or so about this site and we all saw how that turned out.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 11:38 PM       
Well, there goes that.
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 12:48 AM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 11:50 AM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 01:41 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 03:26 AM       
Another Randall's related incident(s): We get this older lady, maybe in her 50-60's, once every week or two. She always wears worn-down clothes, like she got them at Goodwill eight years ago. Whenever she comes in, she always scours the coupon/sale newspaper, and ends up buying loaded baked potato salad. She always goes on and on about how damn good it is, and is practically leaning into the case and licking her lips, like it's some orgasmic culinary experience. After I hand her the cup, she'll ask why we don't have the taco pasta salad anymore, to which I always reply with the effect of "You're the only fucking person who bought it and it wasted our money.'' She will then look at the items in the hot case, decide loudly that they are two expensive, and skulk away, scouring.
I fucking hate her.
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Old Jun 10th, 2011, 01:57 AM       
old people unknowingly repeating the same sentences and routines makes me think about fate and free will. then i stop being a faggot and lift weights.
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