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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:39 AM       
IS KENNY VS. SPENNY ABOUT TWO ROOMMATES WHO GET ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES KINDA LIKE BERT AND ERNIE?
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 05:16 AM       
well you didnt read the first post at all :/
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 05:50 AM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:03 PM       
ThrashO, don't you think it's sad that Pram Maven's sense of humor only attracts angry, self-loathing rejects who will walk over him until he dies and repels people with at least a speck of security of in their lives?

At least he gets someone to laugh, I guess.

If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:29 PM       
The only water metaphor that you get is brookely because you're starting to babble. Get the Zuggernaut in here too because you're starting to rouse a rabble. Elite metaphor posse up in here and I'm only starting to dabble. Keep posting in here and Tadao will leave Casa de Carlson in shambles.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 04:23 PM       
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ThrashO, don't you think it's sad that Pram Maven's sense of humor only attracts angry, self-loathing rejects who will walk over him until he dies and repels people with at least a speck of security of in their lives?

At least he gets someone to laugh, I guess.

If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.
Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (since 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 10

Hey you just hit double digits, good on ya!
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 04:58 PM       
Give him credit - it took nearly a week.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 06:31 PM       
Pram, you couldn't demean someone even if they were a mentally challenged girl that you happened to be pissing on
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 06:33 PM       
I imagine her reaction to you suddenly whipping out your dick and hosing her down in public would be "ISS OKAY. YOO ARE SPESHUL IN UDDER WAYS. DON'T FEEL BAD."
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 07:35 PM       
Pay attention, new dudes. The last two "Gus" posts were both funny. :learn
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 07:36 PM       
On the other hand, Pram, there's no hope for you.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 07:46 PM       
Pentegarn- Log out, turn your computer off, walk down to the bus stop, catch a bus to the nearest internet cafe, buy internet time and some coffee, log into I-Mockery, and shut the fuck up.

I know that is a lot of effort to go to just to shut up, but from what I know of you, it takes a lot of effort for you to shut up.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 08:21 PM       
That might have been good if it made any damn sense.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 08:26 PM       
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If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Seriously, every time you open you mouth you literally flounder and talk like you have a fucking gun to back everything up. You emulate the eighties in your sculptures AS IF IT WERE IMPORTANT. Do you really have anything valuable to add other than empty scolding about "playing nice"? You pretend your suicidal depression is exquisite and must be cherished by everyone around you. And you pretend that the world owes you a second chance.

Shut up before you prove to everyone how worthless furries are.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 08:29 PM       
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Pentegarn- Log out, turn your computer off, walk down to the bus stop, catch a bus to the nearest internet cafe, buy internet time and some coffee, log into I-Mockery, and shut the fuck up.

I know that is a lot of effort to go to just to shut up, but from what I know of you, it takes a lot of effort for you to shut up.
Actually, it takes a lot of effort for you to tell Pentegarn to shut up. Shutting up requires for you just to stop posting. Which you seem unable to do properly.

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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 08:48 PM       
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If I called upon my gift, I would make you laugh like a drain. I promised myself not to. The only way I know how to create humor is to demean somebody. That is the most desperate form of entertainment there is.
What... Are you?
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 10:28 PM       
The... Same as you.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 11:33 PM       
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Pentegarn- Log out, turn your computer off, walk down to the bus stop, catch a bus to the nearest internet cafe, buy internet time and some coffee, log into I-Mockery, and shut the fuck up.

I know that is a lot of effort to go to just to shut up, but from what I know of you, it takes a lot of effort for you to shut up.
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Jokes ruined by Pram Maven's clunker posts (since 5/29/11 5:42 PM) - 11

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Make me shut up bitch, I would lay you out like a Thai school girl if you ever tried though you pussy coward. Look at how you try to come off as a hard ass, 'go buy internet time at an internet cafe and log on to shut up'? What the fuck does that even mean? This is why you currently suck and why you will always suck. Even your best attempt to be funny is worse than my worst attempt. Maybe if you quit googling your own name every 5 fucking minutes, you would have time to make something of yourself, find a woman, fuck her and put an end to this lame asexual excuse you keep bleating about to cover up for the fact that you are a sexless fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Pram, just fast forward this dumbass drama of yours and suck on your roommate's exhaust pipe
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 12:17 AM       
So he's going to die homeless and the last thing to his name is a desperate attempt at "renewing" himself.

While logged on in an internet cafe.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 12:41 AM       
Hey Pram, how is that "Don Carlson is a homeless criminal" working out for you?
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:22 PM       
Tadao- It's working out horribly, thanks. I was inspired to come up with some good material to mock you with, though . Would you like a thread for it?
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:28 PM       
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I'm Butthurt Man.

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