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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 04:30 PM       
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I don't get it. Why the fuck would Pram Maven, a guy whose already in the forums, create another name, and post.
That's the most facetious thing ive ever read
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 04:31 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 04:45 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 05:50 PM       
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Oof... Not a good idea to call these guys dipshits.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 05:51 PM       
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Can anyone confirm if the ip address originates in, oh I dunno, Hillsboro?

Dude's not me.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 05:54 PM       
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I don't get it. Why the fuck would Pram Maven, a guy whose already in the forums, create another name, and post. I can't tell if you guys are just fucking with me or are actual complete dipshits.

Did you write the line 'It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.'? Cause that post sure read like it.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 05:58 PM       
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Tadao is every annoying person on i-mock, including Coolinator.

EDIT: Maybe even me!
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 09:11 PM       
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Ever have it happen? I have, numerous times. I think it's fucking gross but I'm usually drunk to so it's kind of funny.

One time when I was at some senior party in highschool, The chick who owned the house had a mad crush on me and she was ok but I had been with my girlfriend for a long time. Turned out my girlfriend was a dirty whore and I had dumped her prior.

So anyways, we're in the shower dicking around and what not, and she's on her knee's begging me to sling a spoonful of oatmeal down her throat, and I feel *kinda* bad because i'm not nearly as drunk as this chick. However I don't give a shit.

So she's saying things like "Come on... hurry..." moaning all sexily, and I think she really just wanted me to hurry up because the next thing I knew she totally barfed on my cock, balls and down my legs. There was so many chunks of shit on me it was disgusting. Like huge leafy lettucey things.

So I stepped over her, washed my dick and nuts and everything off and left her face down in a chunky puke stew because the barf had clogged the drain.

I remember being pretty drunk and stoned so when she was barfing I don't even think it phased me, I was just watching her. I think it was because I was already in the shower. Cool huh?
DID YOU DONE YPUNCH HER CUZ THATS W HAT YOU USUALLY DO IN THOSE SUTIATIONS OR DIRTY SANCHEZ HER.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 09:34 PM       
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Old Jun 3rd, 2011, 09:36 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:28 AM       
Ok I might as well come clean. I am Pram Maven. I thought you guys would never figure it out. This whole time I have been masquerading around as one of you silently masturbating at the incredible progress I've made and then everyone, like clockwork, figured me out.

I mean, just rearrange the letters in my name for godsakes: ThrashO -> Pram Maven.

I'll leave now...
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:36 AM       
ANOTHER EXCITING DAY IN I-MOCK HISTORY
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 06:09 AM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 06:17 AM       
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Oof... Not a good idea to call these guys dipshits.
Dont you talk to me like that me.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 09:58 AM       
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thrasho you need to slow your roll
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 10:35 AM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 11:01 AM       
about there pussies being exploded.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 12:31 PM       
PLEASE MORE WACKY NEEDED STAT
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 02:28 PM       
Dear Lord. Deliver us from Chuckle-Humperdink.

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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:07 PM       
Dont you talk to me like that me.

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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:08 PM       
Learn how to quote posts you moron.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:09 PM       
Dont you talk to me like that me.

Okay, I will to you not like that talk you.

Man, I can't wait to hear what you have to say next. I'm whippin' out my decoder ring.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:11 PM       
What is wrong with you?
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 03:12 PM       
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