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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 08:16 PM       


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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 08:26 PM       
I have never talked with you Wiffles but I liked reading your story. I have had the pleasure of collecting cans along the road not the best time and hardly worth it really. And the bags always smelled of a sticky alcoholic...
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 08:41 PM       
Wiffles reminds me of one of my close friends, who despite having an extremely shitty childhood that involved a drunken mother and a completely absentee father, mild drug abuse, and living in extreme poverty, is unflappably upbeat and is always able to cheer people up. Wiffles, you're awesome.

As for personal problems: I smoke pot almost every day, occasionally drop acid, have bipolar depression that causes me to drink until I go numb, and I think my dad has some form of mental illness because he spends all of his money on cigarettes and medical bills and takes a handful of prescription pills every thirty minutes. I grew up in an extremely low income family with my dad (before my parents divorced when I was 7) working about three jobs at once and usually got fired from one every few months while my mother seemed to be permanently in the hospital. My parent's divorce didn't really phase me, because I was already pretty withdrawn from the world at that point.

But hey, I can draw and have a job that pays just enough to keep me in booze and cigarettes, so I'm happy.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 08:50 PM       
I once lost the WCW World Heavyweight Championship to David Arquette. Worst day of my life.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 08:55 PM       
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I once lost the WCW World Heavyweight Championship to David Arquette. Worst day of my life.
Hey he may have won the championship, but at least you can say that you were never in "See Spot Run."
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 09:05 PM       
there's this dude in one of my classes that looks like david arquette and a bulldog had children ;/
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 12:08 AM       
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THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT YOU CAN SEEK SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE IN NO WAY RELATED TO DON CARLSON
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 12:28 AM       
That is correct. The homeless vagrant Don Carlson.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 12:37 AM       
Don Carlson the notorious racist child molestor
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 12:54 AM       
The notorious child racist molester Don Carlson
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 01:19 AM       
The man that is well known to enjoy cupping his hand over his ass, farting in it, and then smelling his hand, Don Carlson.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 02:09 AM       
The man who picked up syphilis from a dirty soda can, Don Carlson.

I would talk about my life, but I'm so emotionally avoident and abysmally stagnant that I would be surprised if I lived past 30.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 12:01 PM       
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THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT YOU CAN SEEK SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE IN NO WAY RELATED TO DON CARLSON
As we have the same surname, I'm not ruling out a distant cousinhood or some such bullshit that would totally ruin my whole fucking day.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 12:44 PM       
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This thread shattered my perceived image of Wiffles

I wonder what the Colonel will have to say about this though, what with him calling you his adopted granddaughter and all
You're thinking of elx, my good man.

Wiffy seems like a female version of Tadao, but she does sometimes act like a real person, so I guess I'm not quite sold on the "character" story as yet. Time will tell.

I would happily adopt her, if she felt the need of a somewhat used-up Dad. She's a little too old to be my granddaughter, though. I think.
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 01:33 PM       
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Wiffy seems like a female version of Tadao
Exactly. I hope Tadao is having a great time posting as Wiffles with the laptop he brought with him on his honeymoon
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 03:21 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2011, 07:18 PM       
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You're thinking of elx, my good man.
Right you are sir

My bad

But that shows that all internet females have merged into one entity for me
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 06:09 AM       
I don't really have a great story to tell, and I certainly can't think up anything exciting to warrant me typing more than a few lines. Zhukov fans will just have to make do with this lackluster post for now.
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 09:16 AM       
Well, I know that's enough for me.
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 01:45 PM       
US ZHUKOV FANS HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTED TIME AND TIME AGAIN
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Old Jul 6th, 2011, 02:05 PM       
I'm glad I took the time to read this today. I've gone through similar things and thought I was a fucked up person because of it. I'm really glad I read this, I don't feel so alone anymore.
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Old Jul 8th, 2011, 12:37 AM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2011, 07:39 AM       
now is the moment that don carlson will have his revenge
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Old Jul 8th, 2011, 01:30 PM       
Don Carlson had his with me. First he finds my facebook and then finds my little sister. SHES ONLY 8.

He sends her pictures of HIS PENIS. Don Carlson did. She brings it to me and goes "Tommy, whats this?" and I say "Well it looks like a retard tried to make a crescent roll and didn't use nearly enough dou- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!"

It was Don Carlson's penis, absolutely riddled with tatoo's of Swaztikas and covered in the dried hymen blood of little girls and boys.

After finding HIS WEBSITE THAT HAD ALL OF HIS CLAYMATION WORK BECAUSE HE'S AN ANIMATOR FROM PORTLAND I sent him an e-mail asking him to please leave my 8 YEAR OLD SISTER ALONE. This is what he replied:

PramMaven@aol.com: **** you you stupid black ass ****** **** you and all your ****** friends if I ever get my **** out of this 9 year old im gonna **** your **** and **** until its covered. When im not writing music making clay guys or looking for a job im ****** in the **** with my **** just like your sister every ****** day. I might seem like a normal guy outside of my home but in my own privacy my ***** is ***** with ***** ***** ****** but ********* is where its at. IM OUT OF MODEL PLANE GLUE AND IM STARTING TO SOBER. FUCK THE POLICE. IM GONNA BE THE GRAND DRAGON OF PORTLAND LIKE MY DAD, JERRY BRUDOS. HERE'S MORE ABOUT HIM: http://crime.about.com/od/serial/a/jerry_brudos.htm

- Don Carlson
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Old Jul 8th, 2011, 01:52 PM       
did you guys ban don carlson for being a racist child molester or did he just stop coming?
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