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Old Oct 20th, 2011, 01:40 PM       
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Jets are in Philadelphia on Oct 27, then Flyers are in Winnipeg on Nov 19 and Feb 21 :O
My bad, I should have realized Winnipeg is in the Eastern Conference. Southeast division.

I had totally eliminated from my memory the (Thr)ashe(r)s from whence the Jets arose (like a phoenix?).
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Old Oct 20th, 2011, 01:46 PM       
Probably not but I will catch it on CN8. It's a great game to pick, too; a Flyers/Rangers game pits two teams with a long history of hating each other, in a venue where there is enough room for fans of both teams to cheer, jeer and heckle.

Expect to see the most interesting fights in the stands.
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Old Oct 20th, 2011, 10:22 PM       
We turn the puck over way too much.

And we also let the other team score too much.
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Old Oct 21st, 2011, 12:55 AM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2011, 10:23 PM       
Blue Jackets beat the Red Wings!
I didn't know that could happen, but I'm happy it did.
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Old Oct 26th, 2011, 08:13 AM       
I have to hate Columbus because they're in our division.

We have a 7 game road trip. I am confident we will win at least two games.
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Old Oct 26th, 2011, 01:14 PM       
I see you beating the Devils, Islanders and Rangers.
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Old Oct 26th, 2011, 09:35 PM       
Philly's up tomorrow! During the playoffs Hartnell looked like a homeless guy with his beard, so we might be able to distract him by waving a sandwich around. :P
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Old Oct 27th, 2011, 09:27 AM       
We play Buffalo tonight.

IT'S ON, TEN THOUSAND VOLT HOCKEY FAN.
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Old Oct 27th, 2011, 01:44 PM       
Bring it on, Chimp.
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Old Oct 27th, 2011, 01:45 PM       
And by the way, I hate the "tradition" of the playoff hockey beard. Who started that anyway?
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Old Oct 27th, 2011, 02:50 PM       
I hate facial hair and long hair on sports players in general. I wish they followed gladiator protocol.

Also, still waiting for someone to get choked by the big stupid gold chain around their necks.
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Old Oct 27th, 2011, 09:49 PM       
WOW.

I haven't yelled that much at my TV in forever!
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Old Oct 27th, 2011, 10:24 PM       
Oh well
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Old Oct 28th, 2011, 09:14 AM       
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And by the way, I hate the "tradition" of the playoff hockey beard. Who started that anyway?
http://www.thecheapseats.ca/2009/04/...off-beard.html
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Old Oct 28th, 2011, 09:38 PM       
I don't know what it is about the Blue Jackets that just chews up great goalies and spits them out as damn near useless. Pascal Leclaire went from all of these great saves and nearly impossible leaping glove catches to being so delicate and vulnerable he manages to get injured sitting on the bench. Mason came in as a big prodigy, but I mean look at last night, "folds like a lawnchair", as someone else put it.

I am not liking the new coaching structure and if something doesn't change I don't think people would give much of a hoot if they moved, at this point.
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Old Oct 28th, 2011, 10:54 PM       
How do the Flyers come back from a FIVE GOAL DEFICIT only to lose the f***ing game?

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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 09:42 AM       
That's annoying. Was the Philly game in OT at least?
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 09:53 AM       
The Jets are just that good.

We didn't want it to be easy so we gave up that lead and let you go ahead by a goal.
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Old Oct 29th, 2011, 07:56 PM       
See you in Winnipeg. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 12:56 AM       
Motherfucking florida panthers. How the fuck are we up 2-1 with five minutes in the 3rd and lose 3-2.
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 01:14 PM       
Apparently Detroit was a fluke because we've gotten our asses handed to us ever since.

Oh well, that much more embarrassing for Detroit because fuck Detroit.
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Old Oct 31st, 2011, 01:08 PM       
You saw them play the Mighty Duck Fucks?
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Old Oct 31st, 2011, 10:46 PM       
Tiny crowd to see the Jets game in Florida tonight. I heard they were letting people in for free if they wore a costume, and they had $260 front row seats available at the door for $50.
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