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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 08:13 PM       
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Pent should be punished for giving out tactics.
You're so bereft of creativity all of the sudden that you couldn't hatch a new strategy?
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 08:20 PM       
Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:02 PM       
If you mention dml 3 times in a row she comes back. She's like pram maven + candyman + a psycho bitch.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:07 PM       
The next time she comes back, Bill is going to hook me up with her.

Then I'll post the pictures of me airhorning her.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:09 PM       
I think she is still on the lamb cause johnny law came a calling.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:10 PM       
SHE'LL BE ON THE LAMB WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER.

BECAUSE THE WOOL OF A LAMB WILL ABSORB THE BLOOD FROM HER TORN ASUNDER GENITALIA.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:11 PM       
It's gonna be like a Mastadon song.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:16 PM       
Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:19 PM       
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Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.
YOU'RE FORGETTING THE VIOLENCE AND MOBY DICK IMAGERY.
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Old Aug 18th, 2011, 10:36 PM       
I remember there was a porn mag that sold videos that my friend had when I was a kid and one of the stars was moby dick. His penis was so gargantuan that it had to be a fake.
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 09:54 AM       
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Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.
He hasn't killed anyone - you need to make them lose weight before you flay the skin from their flesh. (Put the lotion in the f***in' basket!)
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 11:36 AM       
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Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.
You shut the fuck up. I am soooo close to giving you a red pickle.
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 12:41 PM       
I haven't listened to them before I saw them live. They played an hour set that seemed to go on for much longer than that. The songs they played were long, slow and drawn out like a jam band. They also had a bunch of multi-colored slow moving jam type lights rotating everywhere. Just not a fan of prog/jam rock. I understand thats not what they used to play but I had to sit through an hour of that and it left a foul taste in my mouth.
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 01:55 PM       
JUST LIKE DIZZYMISSLIZZY
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 02:03 PM       
That's like going to a pink floyd concert BACK INDA DAY and complaining about all the bullshit and lasers
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 02:53 PM       
I didn't go to see them though, they were the middle band :/
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 03:07 PM       
i also was less than impressed w/ mastodon's live show, which was kind of a surprise because I liked their stuff a lot beforehand
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 12:44 PM       
come on guys. i got mspaint ready to go. let's do this.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 02:49 PM       
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man that first thread makes me feel pretty justified for banning kahl
Quit being so overly critical, fatvaginachojina.
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