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Old Dec 5th, 2011, 09:03 PM       
What? You have a kid?
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Old Dec 5th, 2011, 10:10 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2011, 03:24 AM       
My granddaughter.
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Old Dec 6th, 2011, 03:44 AM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2011, 11:38 AM       
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What? You have a kid?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Where's that penguin video of her
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Old Dec 6th, 2011, 11:50 AM       
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this is how i read that at first
I would only say it that way if I had a thistle of hay between my teeth.
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Old Dec 6th, 2011, 02:04 PM       
I've been checking in sporadically, but I avoid the chat thread and general blabber in general.
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Old Dec 6th, 2011, 05:22 PM       
It would have appeared in loveline, I think :can'tremember
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Old Dec 6th, 2011, 05:39 PM       
But I put the video in the youtube thread Zomboid. THE ONE YOU CREATED TO MAKE SURE YOU SAW IT.

Its around page 51 or something.
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Old Dec 7th, 2011, 12:42 PM       
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I have some experience dealing with liars - they don't stop. Never EVER go back there again, you'll just get your daughter hurt.

You too, but with that as the only incentive, you're not as likely to take my advice.

Yes, I play dirty. I have to - there's a child involved.

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It could be like "My Two Dads" but with more beer and BF3.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2012, 10:50 PM       
I thought this was the What are you jerking off to thread and was all confused for a minute
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Old Jul 20th, 2012, 08:45 PM       
Anyhow, looking back now with non-confusion I would say your whole situation sucks and I hope that it's improving, with custody working in your favor and whatnot.

I looked up a particularly foul ex of mine and discovered from the Google that he is enjoying moderate success as an actor. I guess I just wait until he gets his big break and then tell someone important how he shoved me out of a moving car.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 03:06 PM       
lol
the only thing i see is the boobie stretch marks
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 03:31 PM       
Stretch marks happen
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 03:51 PM       
hah! i've never actually looked at it before. no wonder 10k likes men on the side.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 04:45 PM       
I'm having a deuce
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 05:47 PM       
I have a hard time thinking of your whole -situation- without your whole anal sex rule coming up. Anything I think one way or another gets crowded out by the whole obligatory buttsex thing.

That being said, your situation still sucks.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 06:15 PM       
I know HOW U FEEL KITSA like when 10k uses terms like, "i'm having a deuce" i dunno if that means he's taking a shit or fuckin some girl/dude in the butt
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 07:04 PM       
Exactly.
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Old Jul 21st, 2012, 08:15 PM       
Deuce equals a second kid on the way
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Old Jul 22nd, 2012, 12:16 AM       
i secretely knew thats what it meant :O

is it the same lady having ur baby?
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