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Old Jan 1st, 2012, 08:49 AM        2012 Countdown to the Heat Death of the Universe
2011 was a really shitty year!

Will 2012 be shittier? Taking bets now!
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Old Jan 1st, 2012, 09:31 AM       
Even as we speak, there are satellites orbiting he moon, preparing it for colonization after we get done f*cking up this planet.
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Old Jan 1st, 2012, 02:29 PM       
WAIT 2011 JUST ENDED. YOU MEAN THIS SHIT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 03:12 AM       
i just hope everybody dies

thats my new years resolution

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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 03:43 AM       
I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AND MAYANS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE YEAR
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 04:33 AM       
things i have done so far in 2012

-smoked a lot of weed
-read big ghost's hilarious blog
-watched ferris bueller's day off
-wanted to die
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 06:47 AM       
-had a talk with my roommate about how he sees four 10 story tall angels. But they're bad angels that tell him to do things like drink or smoke. He feeds them and when he gives them a bite of his food (he puts it in the air before he eats it), his head shakes because they give him a small charge in appreciation. One of them is named snowflake. The other names are unintelligible to me.
-My other roommate is afraid of windows and doors. I was outside and he kept peering out and freaking because there was someone outside. He had seen me walk out through the door.
-Hoped to not be killed in my sleep for the last 3 nights, mission accomplished.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 10:01 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 11:49 AM       
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I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AND MAYANS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE YEAR
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 02:38 PM       
My top 3 people to die in 2012.

Political, actor and musician.

Jimmy Carter

Abe Vigoda (I think it's time)

Bob Wier
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 03:15 PM       
Ed Asner and Don Rickles will both die before Abe Vigoda.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 05:54 PM       
2011 was pretty much the worst year of my life, so 2012 is going to have a lot to top.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 07:06 PM       
I'm with Zhukov. It can only get better.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 07:27 PM       
I had a great year.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 09:44 PM       
George Bush Sr. and Ray Bradbury are two people I bet will be gone soon too. I will be sad when Bradbury dies, he's one of my favorite authors
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 10:14 PM       
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Political, actor and musician.
Fidel Castro

Lindsay Lohan

Dave Brubeck (and it will be a sad day when he does, too.)
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Old Jan 4th, 2012, 09:22 PM       
I graduate this year so hopefully I can get my first actual job. Also I can vote for the first time, probably in a properly uninformed way.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 12:07 AM       
Yeah, it's Castro's year.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 01:18 AM       
I was thinking Castro too. Also Hugh Hefner. Ernest Borgnine is getting really fucking old, also. And maybe Lindsay Lohan as a wild card option.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 04:24 AM       
May I ask what she's done to make her a possible death this year?


Not that she doesn't deserve it obviously. I just don't understand why. Is she a rehab person now?
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 10:38 AM       
She has a habit of falling off the wagon, I think.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 01:41 PM       
It's more of a career, actually.
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 02:49 PM       
Wild Card : Christina Ricci
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 08:56 PM       
People I thought were dead but according to this thread are still kicking.
Abe Vigoda
Don Rickles
Ray Bradbury
Christina Ricci
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Old Jan 5th, 2012, 08:59 PM       
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May I ask what she's done to make her a possible death this year?


Not that she doesn't deserve it obviously. I just don't understand why. Is she a rehab person now?
Her lack of activity suggests depression and possible suicide.
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