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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 11:05 PM        Defenestrate the ex part deux
I'm single now. I packed up most of my daughters and my things and left to life back home. My current ex gf is a heroin addict, liar and thief. I've put up with it for too long to try and keep my family together.

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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 11:54 PM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 12:49 AM       
It could be like "My Two Dads" but with more beer and BF3.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 12:58 AM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 03:04 AM       
she does heroin?

wth she should've brought some when we hung out
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 10:08 AM       
Not cool to the point where she drained our daughters savings account and is stealing xbox games and then trying to sell them back to the same people. That's just scummy.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 11:19 AM       


Sorry to hear about all that. Good call on getting your girl away from that.

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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 11:52 AM       
Somehow I don't think this thread will be as funny as the first one was

Also chicks from Buffalo must all be nuts, getting out is the best move
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 01:42 PM       
I've told her she needs to do inpatient rehab and she's been trying to tell me they wouldn't admit her.

About 2 weeks ago someone broke into the tennants house downstairs and stole a kinect. I came home monday and she told me some kid came to the door and sold her the games back. No one would ever steal from a home then come back to the same place and try and sell it back. Especially because she doesn't have any money to buy it back in the first place.

Her dog has a hematoma in his ear that needs to be fixed surgically but she's been puting that off and making excuses.

I doubt she would be able to make an account here and start stalking me though because the internet was in my name and I took that when I left.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 01:47 PM       
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Also chicks from Buffalo must all be nuts
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 02:34 PM       
Maybe I need to move atta heer
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 03:08 PM       
Move to Texas with the rest of us cool people. You'd do well here.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 06:29 PM       
I would have just kept that one going but there is a lock on it. Throughout my life I'm sure I can write out multiple volumes of Def the ex. Its my magnum Opus.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 06:48 PM       
i could theoretically move it out of thread backups / merge with this thread
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 10:12 PM       
I'm talking with her right now. She's getting counseling for drugs but she needs counseling for her batshit crazy lies.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2011, 10:51 PM       
I have some experience dealing with liars - they don't stop. Never EVER go back there again, you'll just get your daughter hurt.

You too, but with that as the only incentive, you're not as likely to take my advice.

Yes, I play dirty. I have to - there's a child involved.

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Old Dec 3rd, 2011, 10:53 AM       
Not trying to defend her but I used to have a real bad lying problem, not as bad as this but still. The only thing that made me eventully want to stop lying was myself.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2011, 03:19 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2011, 01:39 AM       
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I'm single now. I packed up most of my daughters and left to life back home
this is how i read that at first
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