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Old Dec 7th, 2012, 09:20 PM       
Haha! I was wondering if your stuff would get there early! I wasn't sure what to get you but I gambled well. Plus, I think you can't go wrong with Lindt. I hate white chocolate typically but they do it right and I can't resist. Liquid crack!

I don't know who got me but I am excited to see what comes.
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Old Dec 7th, 2012, 11:22 PM       
so lets make a quick list here shall we?


unknown if shipped
10,000 Volt Ghost
Snoogans

Had Their present received
BatmanJohnson
Nick
Replicant
Bloodpanther
Thanos
Dimnos
Protoclown
Euphorixlost

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Old Dec 7th, 2012, 11:27 PM       
Seriously excellent stuff so far! Glad everything is going smoothly in this year's Secret Santa event already. Gonna try to post pics of my nifty gifts over the weekend. Looking forward to seeing more of your holiday hauls!

Thanos - Nice custom labels on your figures haha
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 02:29 AM       
Mine made it out Friday. Im going to guess it will be there Tuesday.
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 06:38 AM       
mine was shipped out friday as well, it has a bit of a trek and i wish i had of sent it out sooner.
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 11:26 AM       
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Seriously excellent stuff so far! Glad everything is going smoothly in this year's Secret Santa event already. Gonna try to post pics of my nifty gifts over the weekend. Looking forward to seeing more of your holiday hauls!

Thanos - Nice custom labels on your figures haha
I think I'm going to start a trend with the I-Mockery Secret Santa Exclusive Figure. Every year, someone will get a random figure sealed on card with the custom label. Talk about a collectors item! I think it's appropriate that it started with Admiral Ackbar.
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 12:31 PM       
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Thanos - Nice custom labels on your figures haha
I was going to mention this too. It's pretty sweet
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 04:05 PM       
I shipped mine on Wednesday. According to the tracking info, it's been sitting in Aliso Viejo for the last two days. The estimated arrival date is the 11th.
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 08:11 PM       
Alrighty! So I received a package in the mail the other day and it turns out Batman Johnson is my 2012 Secret Santa! Let's take a look inside...



A plethora of presents AND a reference to what was probably the all-time worst Secret Santa package I ever received? I'm already liking where this is headed and I haven't even seen my first gift yet.




Kapow! Two fantastic comic books - issue #1 of "Monster in my Pocket" and "A Marvel Weirdness: Bizarre Adventures", the later of which has one of the best covers I've ever seen. That's a seriously frame-worthy image if I've ever seen one!



Oh yeah, I'm definitely sold on this comic. It even has Howard the Duck in it too. Score!



A stocking full o' surprises? Let's see what's in this bad boy...



Holy crap, that's a lot o' randomness! First off, we have a bunch of Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes. Sure, most of 'em got pretty mashed up, but I'm sure they'll look a whole lot worse inside my stomach where they'll be residing in the very near future. There are also some holiday themed Gobstoppers and Gingerbread Peeps to devour. Looking forward to trying those out along with the other candy cane Peeps I bought last week.

There's a bendy skeleton, and you can never have to many of those. There are two old gags - a Liquid Gelling prank and an Exploding Pen (somebody went shopping at Foy's!). There's a pack o' Mars Attacks trading cards, which is definitely cool, cuz I recently got the Mars Attacks book from Topps that features the artwork from all the old Mars Attacks sets.

There are four mystery eggs too, so let's see what's inside 'em:



Okay, a few novelty temporary tattoos for the holidays and some snowflake(?) rings. Works for me.



I was really hoping I'd get Luigi in that blind bag, and sure enough I did. He was always my favorite character to play in Super Mario Bros. 2, so color me happy.

Last but not least, I had one big gift wrapped in a separate package:



An "amazing" magic monkey! I've never had one of these creepy little guys, and they always make me think of Monkey Shines. He'll certainly make a welcome addition to my collection of knickknacks... but he also requested to appear in a video with me, so here ya go:


[Watch in higher resolution here!]

Thanks again, Batman Johnson!
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 11:33 PM       
Haha, fantastic!
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 11:46 PM       
Great haul, Rog! I'm sure you're crying inside over missing out on more Hello Kitty fruit snacks and floam.

You shoulda let the monkey play the guitar instead, though.
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Old Dec 9th, 2012, 12:33 PM       
Euphorixlost and I sent out our packages yesterday, so they should be arriving soon. I sent one part of mine myself, and ordered one part to send to my victim directly, so they probably won't arrive together.

Also, Rog, did you have to stick your finger up the monkey's bum to get him to stop drumming?
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Old Dec 9th, 2012, 03:00 PM       
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Also, Rog, did you have to stick your finger up the monkey's bum to get him to stop drumming?
Well, that is how I always got you to shut up in the past, so I figured why not give it a shot?
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Old Dec 9th, 2012, 05:12 PM       
You're welcome. I'm glad you liked the monkey, I was gambling on whether it was more awesome or more creepy. I think it's right in the middle. Foys had two rows of them and it immediately made me think of Monkey shines.
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Old Dec 9th, 2012, 05:38 PM       
That monkey is awesome - every time I see those things, I think of The Monkey short story by Stephen King XD
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Old Dec 10th, 2012, 07:03 PM       
Just got my package today and my Secret Santa was Dimnos! Pictures will be posted as soon as I can get my hands on one of my roommates' cameras, but HOLY SHIT you went overboard, dude! Seriously WAY above and beyond the call of duty! Truly, truly awesome on every level! WOW.

THANK YOU, sir! THANK YOU, INDEED!
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Old Dec 10th, 2012, 11:08 PM       
Package received. I'll make a video soon.
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Old Dec 10th, 2012, 11:14 PM       
My secret Santa gift came in(kind of....reference above above protoclown post)

My secret Santa gift was from

Spoilers!


More to come but this woke Sophia up. Which at the very least is a really funny story.


Disclaimer: I really like the above mentioned gift hereto I do not need to get clownpackaged in the stall.

Amen
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Old Dec 10th, 2012, 11:52 PM       
Awesome! That arrived super fast! With any luck the other portion will arrive later this week! And I'd love to see a video of the Mr. T in action. Well, I already played with it (YES, I TOUCHED ALL YOUR BUTTONS), but for the benefit of the others, a video would be cool!
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 12:03 AM       
Very nice 2 gifts: part 1, 10k! I would also like to see a video with each of the sayings as those things are crazy expensive for a sound bite keychain and I've been curious about the sound quality.
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 12:05 AM       
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Very nice 2 gifts: part 1, 10k! I would also like to see a video with each of the sayings as those things are crazy expensive for a sound bite keychain and I've been curious about the sound quality.
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 01:59 AM       
Here's the vid:


Let's pray I don't get busted for the background music.
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 10:02 AM       
YAAAAYY!! I'm so glad you liked everything, Chris! Tell your wife I'm sorry about the lack of chocolate, haha. Thanks for the video - it was very entertaining (:
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 11:04 AM       
Where did you get that wrapping paper??? WANT XD
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Old Dec 11th, 2012, 11:26 AM       
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Where did you get that wrapping paper??? WANT XD
I linked to it on the first page of this thread:
mcphee.com/shop/santa-monsters-gift-wrap.html
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