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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 07:50 AM       
yeah then you could save time, when you're asking people if they believe in god and then shooting them you can just say do you believe in (point to face)
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 10:00 AM       
stop making me laugh
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 10:56 AM       
did anyone knows what videogame he used to play?
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 01:46 PM       
last night at da club I asked my buddy what he wanted to drink and he said, "get a shot of dick."

I asked the bartender for a shot of dick.

Then security came and kicked me out
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 01:49 PM       
Haha, buncha dicks.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 02:05 PM       
oh well, it was terrible techno night there I think. They had a pretty dj that was playing the same awful loop for about an hour
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 02:52 PM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMH02o8hquY

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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:01 PM       
WTH is up with the yawning?

@ no one hiring him.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
I'd like to go on record to say that I would play Jon's MMORPG in a heartbeat
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:03 PM       
JC, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:03 PM       
I still have difficulty believing that John Clement isn't just some overly elaborate Jixby Phillips character.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:04 PM       
There are about 3 or 4 posters I feel the same way about, actually :<
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
DAMN YOU DOOM-SAYERS! I NEED A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE I DIE!
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:10 PM       


FUCKING MCDONALDS STOP CONSPIRING AGAINST ME TO NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO I DON'T END UP AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
GW, when are you gonna start making videos of your rants?

Also, you may have noticed that I did just watch an internet video. It would seem I am a liar.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:16 PM       
"AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL"

In the context that JC said it what does it even mean?
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:24 PM       
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haha, keep dreaming
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:29 PM       
Aww baby, you're holding out on the world! They are yearning to hear you talk about why you dislike Silent Hill, & think Jim Morrison is fat.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:36 PM       
I don't think Jim Morrison is fat, that was cedar

I do think he's a fucking talentless boring hack and I wish he had died a few years earlier so I wouldn't have wasted money on his shitty music, but you know
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
I can't read that, could you put it into video form for me?
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:40 PM       
Also, you could print out your avatar & wear it as a mask. that would be pretty internet of you.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:40 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:41 PM       
WHOOPS, MISSED IT.
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:45 PM       
I saw the best minds of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole

I saw the worst bands of my generation
applied by magic marker to dry wall
I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off
I should have a call in show

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim, one occurs to me
If necessary, leave paper stains on the grey utility pole

I am not allowed
To ever come up with a single original thought
I am not allowed
To meet the criminal government agent who oppresses me

I was the worst hope of my generation
Destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical
I should be allowed to share my feelings
I should be allowed to feel

I should be allowed to glue my poster
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
I should be allowed to think
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me
But sadly, this can never be

I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
I am not allowed to think (I am not allowed to think)
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:46 PM       
And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me

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