Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
How about the mundane real one?
Are you suggesting there's anything even remotely
mundane about me?
Mundane... okay... let's see... uh... I've got a decent job, drive a sensible car (you kind of have to these days what with gas prices), and have a 20-year mortgage. I pay my taxes on time and complain about rush hour traffic (2nd worst in the nation) regularly. I have no tattoos or piercings, don't smoke or do drugs, and only drink occasionally. With the exception of the long hair (recently donated to Locks Of Love), I otherwise look like an everyday average geeky suburban homeowner.
I do have a tendency to babble on at exhaustingly great lengths about local history and buildings and towns that no longer exist, but otherwise there's nothing particularly interesting about me on the surface.