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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:25 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:26 AM       
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And where are the tits
dude who cares aobut tits, their soft & clean & nohair & t*ght pussys make up for the lack of figure
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:26 AM       
plus they don't have gross dimples in their butts
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:27 AM       
I CAR EBAOUT TITS
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:27 AM       
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And where are the tits
It really is the underdevelopment of the typical objects of facination that leaves me wondering about paedophiles.

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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:29 AM       
YOU GUYS CAN'T GET IT UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED A F30 YEAR ODL AND THEN A 13 YEAR OLD
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:30 AM       
Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:30 AM       
It surprises me that liquid doesn't have a mention on the Encyclopedia Dramatica I-Mock page yet :o
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:30 AM       
I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:31 AM       
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Is there an alternate reality with a chatroom thread where I can note my kinda disgust at this continual obsession with sex?
IF THERE IS THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE WILLIE POSTS IN IT
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:31 AM       
Do you keep checking it to make sure my Number 7 spot hasn't been edited?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:32 AM       
i soemtimes feel bad that willie doesn't post in his own thread
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:33 AM       
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I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today
Did you ask her out, or did you Esuohilm it?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:34 AM       
nah she was with her bf i jjust stood there 'til i had real nice thoguhts goin through my head that i could remember for later
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:45 AM       
HAPPY BRITHDAY The_Funktasm :PICKLEHAT
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:46 AM       
His only two posts

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Torr with most last names.

Brutus Sternwell

DickSuperNorberto

Beef Supreme

Butch Ripper

I could probably think of more, or at least find some good ones...

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Hunourmous. I sometimes say it on accident when I need to say a size.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:48 AM       
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I haven't had sex in 7 months so it's all I can think about

I spent 10 minutes staring at a girls ass while she was lookin at clothes at the mall today
I haven't had sex for 18 years and you don't see me complaining
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:50 AM       
it's diff after you've had it
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:52 AM       
I refuse to have sex as not being horny all the time is what seperates me from the animals
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:52 AM       
'cause it sure ain't your looks
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:53 AM       
sex isn't even all that cool i just llike to be able to see a girl around town and know that myd icks been inside of her
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 12:54 AM       
is that like having a spray on TF2 and knowing it's yours
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 01:27 AM       
Sex is overrated
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 01:29 AM       
Sex is like sex.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 01:32 AM       
I mean it's all like "AWESOME " when it's happening but then an orgasm is a huge letdown because it means you can't keep doing it anymore, you know

That's what I meant :hat
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