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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 07:06 PM       
Weird, I've never heard that.

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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 11:27 PM       
Canadians are the squareheads, and French Canadians the frogs. I think it's because the english saw the french eating frog legs.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:03 AM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:43 AM       
Back when WhiteRat posted those pics of the giant cat, he said something about the owners feeding it human food, and I thought it was odd that a cat would eat anything that we eat, other than meat. Since getting this cat though, I've seen him eat some weird stuff. He eats fucking cheetos and grapes. I have to make sure I put anything that's out into the cupboards when I leave my apartment.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:48 AM       
Cats eat some weird shit, yeah.

My cat refused to eat any kibble for like a week after I got her; I finally was able to feed her some pasta and potato chips.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:51 AM       
I still want an update on fattycatty
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:26 AM       
WAKE THE FUCK UP AND ENTERTAIN ME DAMMIT!
MAURY DOESN'T START TIL 11!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:47 AM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:52 AM       
I can't believe that i sleep so many hours, i usually only sleep 4 hours like my hero Tom Cruise.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 08:57 AM       
Yay!!
How long did you sleep?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:09 AM       
like 8 hours or so, Tom Cruise is not really my hero i only read in an interview that he only sleep 4 hours back in The Last Samurai (best movie evar) days.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:13 AM       
sometimes i take a nap from 2 pm to 5 pm

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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:14 AM       
8 hours sounds nice.
Tom Cruise sleeps 4 hours a day because he's afraid of Xenu!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:16 AM       
I was sick yesterday and I slept the whole day. It was so goddamn awesome.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:28 AM       
I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:31 AM       
You shouldn't judge! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!!
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:58 AM       
God, I love Maury.
Paternity tests and out of control underage whores.
Surpasses Springer in the simplest ways.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 09:58 AM       
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I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.
WHA' EVA! WHA' EVA! I DON' CARE!!

Agreed, maury kicks ass
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:04 AM       
I also love it when some women take Maury's paternity test like 19 times
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:19 AM       
YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:26 AM       
I've been called a frog more than once, I've just never heard of a squarehead.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:35 AM       
Has anyone ever called you a "cheese eating surrender monkey" or accused you of "chomping on onions"?
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:39 AM       
Those ones are for the actual French from France XD. For me, frog or poodle will do nicely.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 10:42 AM       
I think you guys have to work harder getting Squarehead to catch on. I have honestly never heard that. It's nice to finally have a slur of my own I have to admit.
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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 11:02 AM       
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YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.
I remember seeing a clip where a woman cheated on her husband with his brother and they went to Maury to know who is the father of the child. They celebrate like hell when the results come in and declare that the husband's brother is not the father, only to start insulting each other when they learn that the husband isn't the father either.

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