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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 11:34 PM       
That twist was Shyamalanian.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 11:35 PM       
I ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS SO DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR BREATH.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
One of my kittens tried to nurse on my armpit stubble the other day.
A subtle reminder to shave.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:43 AM       
Is Tadao on anymore? Oh.

Tadao, I wanna pet your bunny.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:43 AM       
as long as it don't try to nurse on your upper lip
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:44 AM       
and by upper lip, I mean your assho*e
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:47 AM       
srry but thas all the hairy assho*e jokes I got
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:48 AM       
Tadao's gone for the weekend on a meth binge.
He'll be back soon.

No worries on the kittens licking my asshole, they've still got claws.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:52 AM       
meth is sooooooo 1997

The Dukes of Hazzard did meth back in the day
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:56 AM       
oh going back to asshol*s man I ran across a hairy one the other day and i didn't know what to do so i just pretended that i didn't notice she had one :sick
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:57 AM       
One of my friends Nairs her butthole.
The problem is that she only does it when she's drunk.
So when she farts it's really funny.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:57 AM       
she was all

:SICKBURN
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 01:57 AM       
isn't that stuff bad for your skin?
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:00 AM       
Yeah, people with sensitive skin can't use it.
But she's tough when you get a bottle of tequila in her, and pretty entertaining too.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:03 AM       
tequila no es bueno mi amiga

i have an ex who use to get her stuff waxed. Paid like $50 bucks for it.

what a job to have.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:04 AM       
Dude, imagine the horrors they have to witness.
it's not all cute hot chicks that get their pubes ripped out.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:09 AM       
oh i know.

I think it must be horrible.

Just like being a gynaecologist :barf

What's the term for a dick doctor? Is there even a dick doctor?
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:11 AM       
Prostitute.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:22 AM       
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One of my friends Nairs her butthole.
The problem is that she only does it when she's drunk.
So when she farts it's really funny.

I would so pay to see that.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:25 AM       
The Fart & Splat sounds would have to be able to be heard or else it loses value.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:47 AM       
Urologist.

I knew a female urologist who used to be a model. Imagine how awkward it'd be going in to see her about your dick problem.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 02:55 AM       
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The Fart & Splat sounds would have to be able to be heard or else it loses value.
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Urologist.

I knew a female urologist who used to be a model. Imagine how awkward it'd be going in to see her about your dick problem.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:43 AM       
Oh god.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 11:51 AM       
Americans are the worst. In my continuing mission to seek out a huge beanbag chair I called the UK Sumo phone number to ask if I could get the SumSac in the UK (as the Omni is the only product listed on the UK site).
I got through to some American dude and I asked "Is it possible to get the SumoSac through the UK website as the Omni is the only product listed?". After some confusion about what I wanted he went off to find out. Couple of minutes later he told me yes - I could order it through the website. Naturally my next question was "Okay, but it's not listed so how can I do that?". Again there was some confusion and so I asked if I could order it over the phone. Again I was told "yes" at which point I thanked him for his help and hung up. Now call me a cynic but I don't believe for a moment he was giving me an informed opinion on anything - which is weird considering they only basically sell two products.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 12:16 PM       
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Surely checking what type of hole your wall contains would've been easier than phoning people?
Unfortunately you can't tell cable plug apart from antenna plug, they look exactly the same :/
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