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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 01:52 AM       
Lol, I hate people. You should have thrown it in the trash and asked her what she wants to buy.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 01:54 AM       
I'd have asked if she wanted me to make her a Ham on instead. I'd also ask her out on a date.



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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 01:56 AM       
I said, "Do you still want these sandwiches" then she thought about it with MISCHIEF IN HER EYES and said, "No" and I said "Ok bye" some customers laughed after that heh
lol some of the customers were all scared of me like i put pickles on the wrong side and they were all "you put that on the wrong side OH BUT ITS OKAY DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL" but afterwords they made fun of her too ;p
its too bad for her cause i usually hook stuff up if people are nice but she had to DEMAND that i ring it up as a ham sandwich.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 01:59 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:03 AM       
You'd be amazed at what people try to do at a bakery. Like stick their finger in a pie and say that it was poked and can I have it for half off. I was the manager, so I was able to throw it away if front of them and say no. I'd have to toss it anyways.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:05 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 03:03 AM       
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at work today this cunt straight up told me to ring her gay turkey sandwich up as a ham sandwich. she was all, "isnt that sandwich five dollars" "is that a turkey sandwich" "yes" "ok it's six dollars" "you didn't tell me it was five dollars" ok well it's six dollars and she was all "But the sign says five dollar footlongs and you didn't say it wasn't five dollars" and I said "well the sign says which sandwiches are five dollars for a foot long" and she walked over to the sign and walked back and said, "Ring it up for a ham sandwich" and i was all, "What? but it was a turkey" "ring it up as a ham" "why you ordered a turkey" "just do it as a ham you didn't tell me about it aren't you supposed to please the customer" "no and i dont see what that has to do with you ordering a turkey sandwich and not a ham" "you should've told me it was five dollars!" "You should have read the sign appropriately" "who's your manager?"

I said, "Do you still want these sandwiches" then she thought about it with MISCHIEF IN HER EYES and said, "No" and I said "Ok bye" some customers laughed after that heh
lol some of the customers were all scared of me like i put pickles on the wrong side and they were all "you put that on the wrong side OH BUT ITS OKAY DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL" but afterwords they made fun of her too ;p
its too bad for her cause i usually hook stuff up if people are nice but she had to DEMAND that i ring it up as a ham sandwich.
Holy shit Kahljorn, I can relate to that
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 09:29 AM       


i just bought this knife because it looked awesome but apparently it's a fancey schmancy cheese knife that's normally like 35-40 bucks and i got it for $10 :o
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 10:21 AM       
I'm making spaghetti with meatballs, you'll hear the results in 30 mins
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 10:24 AM       
Shit! I'm all out of parmesan
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 11:29 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 12:22 PM       
what the fuck is that?
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 12:45 PM       
I used to work in a strip mall that had the best chinese restaurant ever. I ate there every day and did all sorts of favors for them when they came to my store. They never gave me a discount ever. They even made sure I knew they were gonna charge me an extra 75 cents to have cashews mixed in with my fried rice, lol.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
Dude Rankeri, gross
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 01:32 PM       
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what the fuck is that?
That had to have come straight out of his ass.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 01:58 PM       
Well, it sure as hell doesn't look the same as in the cook book but it was delicious
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:04 PM       
Looks like penis chunks on noodles. What sauce did you use, cause it doesn't look like tomato.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:15 PM       
The sauce consists of tomatoes and a chopped red onion. I used white bread when making the meatballs and cooked the meatballs in the sauce which may have caused the rather weird looking color
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:25 PM       
And it's got parmesan on, right?
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:34 PM       
It only looks like melted parmesan is on it.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:36 PM       
Just its probly the parmesan that makes it look icky.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 02:45 PM       
That looks delicious.

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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 04:08 PM       
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Holy shit Kahljorn, I can relate to that
yea probably anybody who has worked retail can relate to customers thinking they should get whatever they want.
I don't get what's with customers. I mean, people post prices for a reason. And signs? Those usually have words explaining deals. It's like they intentionally ignore them and expect their ignorance to pay for their sandwich. I just don't understand who raised these fucking idiots.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 04:13 PM       
And never ever complain about service when you plan on putting their food in your mouth.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
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