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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 05:19 PM       
yea well i dont spit in food or anything so they don't have to worry about that ;/
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 05:20 PM       
THEY JUST HAZ TO WORRY ABOUT MY BAD ATTITUDE
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
FU*K WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS RIGHT?
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 06:03 PM       
And the customer is always ... AN ASSHOLE!
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 06:08 PM       
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "YOU IGNORANT FUCKS YOU THOUGHT THIS SANDWICH WAS FIVE DOLLARS?"
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 06:09 PM       
THEN THREW IT AT HER, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I'LL FUCKING U-GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND FILL IT WITH BANANA PEPPERS AND PICKLES."
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 06:12 PM       

I almost said something like that but instead I said, "You should have read the sign appropriately." ;/
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 06:23 PM       
Is it just me, or are all the troublesome customers women?
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
Lots of men are asshole bastards also.

Speaking of signs, there's one man who complains every time that "the tag says so-and-so" on his single bottles of beer and I get so sick of hearing him say it every time I ring him up so now any time I see him I ask "what did the sign say" and manually enter the price instead of scanning the shit. Go away.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 06:58 PM       
The worst ones I ever encountered were the bitches getting their hair done next door and told the kids to play at my place till they were done.

Then I had to worry about babysitting their damn kids because I was alone and couldn't leave the store.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 07:10 PM       
Little kids can be annoying too. Last summer I caught 2 russian kids snatching peas while one was trying to distract me. I solved the situation by using the little russian I had learned from war movies and comics, yelling "Rukiveer, perkele!" and pointing at them. The kids pretty much shat their pants and ran away. Feeling victorious, I lolled hard for a moment, before noticing how there had been a finnish couple with a young kid observing the situation the whole time, and I felt bad for giving the kiddo a bad example.
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 08:11 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 10:22 PM       




Debating wheter to go out tonight or stay in.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 12:35 AM       
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Talk any more smack about Malcolm MacDowell and I'll break you, son.
We should rub our boners for Malcolm MacDowell together some time.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 07:47 AM       
i had a dream about you fucks. you all apparently lived in some house down the road from me, and i stopped by as i was walking to work barefoot. you were all very welcoming, and dirty. a bunch of you were playing skip-bo (it's one of those card games like uno) and eating applesauce. also, there was like 5 black people and tadao wasn't there because he was out delivering mail.

then some girl with big teeth gave me a ride to work.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 11:11 AM       
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We should rub our boners for Malcolm MacDowell together some time.

Include me in that group- I love Malcolm McDowell hardcore. Caligula is one of my favorite movies. Hell, I even watched that godawful star trek movie just to see him.

And Time after Time, amirite?
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 11:18 AM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 02:42 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 04:17 PM       
TANK GIRL
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 04:26 PM       
LORI PETTY :3
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 04:55 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 04:57 PM       
ERNEST BORGNINE
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 05:01 PM       
HIS SECRET TO LONGEVITY IS HE MASTURBATES A LOT
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 05:07 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
man

If I had a dollar for every person who scrolls past my description of food art ingredients to ask me what it's made of

well

I'd be very rich indeed.
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