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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 01:43 AM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 10:49 AM       
My wife just sent me a txt message

"Will you massage my boobs when you get home. They hurt."

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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 12:54 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 01:20 PM       
she must have magical boobs.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 01:31 PM       
As in they do tricks?
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 01:50 PM       
as in the average woman with sore boobs would not want anyone rubbing them. It's like jabbing a bruise.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 01:59 PM       
Either way I dont care. Its not every day you receive a formal invitation to play with boobs.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 03:13 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 03:32 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 03:41 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:20 PM       
I went miniature golfing and one of the obstacles is a pony all on it's hind legs with it's package out.




someone broke the cock off it
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:22 PM       
The Catholic church.
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:24 PM       
Someone was like "how dare this horse have a cock where my children conduct miniature business" *SNAP*
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
"How dare that pony penis be bigger than mine, the girl I took here commented on how small and cute the pony cock is "
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
I ate too much and now I feel all gross
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 06:11 PM       
I got the new Dinosaur Jr. album with bonus cd last night. I'm afraid to listen to it because I don't want to hate it.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 12:47 AM       
Hey Sam, I have another Ween for you.

ween - all request live
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 12:57 AM       
Fine fag, eat shit and die then.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 01:00 AM       
The Frankie Valley Story, Day 3:
i fucking hate the french hip-hop version of "oh what a night" much more than i hate the original version
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 01:07 AM       
How dare you hat the french "anything"
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 01:16 AM       
Late December back in 63? I love that song. can anyone really ruin it?
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 01:26 AM       
yes they can
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 04:27 AM       
HOW TERRIBLE OF THEM
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