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Dixie Dixie is offline
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 04:53 PM       
ok so i'm awake again dammit. it's not tomorrow yet.


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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 06:05 PM       
longest I slept was a day and a half when I took too much cinnamon sticks o.o
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 06:07 PM       
It may be time to break out the nyquil.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 06:19 PM       
Something of a coma, wiffles?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 06:43 PM       
I slept for a day and a half after being up for 5 days on meth, I mean cotton candy.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:10 PM       
Oh man, you were a cottonhead?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:12 PM       
Cotton candy and Big Red and chewy Sweet Tarts.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:15 PM       
Wait, what are the other two euphemisms for?

I could imagine Big Red...
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:19 PM       
you lost me a long time ago
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:19 PM       
Chewy Sweet Tarts = Ecstasy
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:23 PM       
oh.

You know what's really depressing? When kids I used to babysit, whose DIAPERS I used to change, find me on myspace and they're like college seniors now
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:26 PM       
My old best friend has a 16 year old daughter now.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:30 PM       
You guys are old!

The other night my roommate was saying something about a musician, "he came out pretty recently. His first album is from 2002 and blah blah blah." After he finished, I said, "dude, 2002 isn't recent anymore. That was seven years ago." We both had a "fuuuuuck" moment and swiftly forgot about it because we were high.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:34 PM       
I'm 32. I've been babysitting since 4th grade.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:37 PM       
Those people are not college seniors! You'd be 12 when I was born, and I'm a sophomore.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:39 PM       
I've been babysitting since I was 9 or 10. At least 2 of the kids I sat for are seniors. Several (because I was an au pair for some kids whose moms didn't trust them alone, and wanted someone around) are almost as old as I am...they were 10 or 11 when I was 13-14.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:41 PM       
Dang, I wouldn't trust my kids with some jive ass nine year old.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:58 PM       
I wasn't an ordinary nine year old.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:03 PM       
Oh... Oh my...
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:11 PM       
she had powers
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:14 PM       
shit yeah I had powers
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:18 PM       
Just not the shit powers
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:20 PM       
no, not the shit powers. Mainly the boring responsibility powers that aren't interesting.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:22 PM       
Hey guys! It's 9:21 on Friday morning! Are you all ready to entertain me for my day off work?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:25 PM       
I am! Let's begin with the Interactive Attack Bat.
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