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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 06:21 PM       



Weird thing is, I'm sure I saw some documentary about legalized Australian prostitution (???)
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 08:59 PM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2010, 09:53 PM       
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Weird thing is, I'm sure I saw some documentary about legalized Australian prostitution (???)
Not in TAS, SA, WA, or NT. i.e: the retarded states.
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Really? Cool. Pictures.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 08:59 AM       
Went to the Cheesecake Factory yesterday. The blonde chick on their website talks to you.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 10:37 AM       
Cheesecake is probably one of my most favourite things in the world. Communism, sex, cheesecake... I don't want to put them in order but that's the top three that I can think of. So when I saw the link to the cheesecake FACTORY I immediately clicked it.


Within seconds of hearing that womans voice I closed the window.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 10:43 AM       
cheese cake factory is great if you like cheese cake and half cooked spaghetti noodles


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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 10:45 AM       
Why don't you just order it for them?
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 10:50 AM       
IF WE HAD MATH TUDOR THRAD I COULD JUSTIFY SPOENDING MORE TIME HERE MAY-B
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 10:52 AM       
Spoending? At your age? Wow you kids really do grow up fast these days.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 10:53 AM       
I warned you about her voice, zhukov

They have excellent cheesecake, although the portion size is out of control and they add some completely unnecessary whipped cream alongside the slice. I like their tamale cakes, which are presented in a sort of little cornhusk boat, but I figured out how to make them myself (and better, if I do say) so I don't go as often now.

They also load their food with MSG and you walk out of there with a heart thudding at odd patterns because of it.

Also, their bathroom layout sucks and I took a hard metal doorknob directly to the small of the back, with some force, as I was trying to change my daughter's diaper on the changing table. The person coming in didn't know the changing table was right behind the door, of course. I noted that in the survey (they bribe you to do surveys...they'll give you a $10 giftcard for completing a questionnaire about your visit).
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 10:58 AM       
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I warned you about her voice, zhukov
You didn't warn me about her voice! You said a woman would talk to me! Add that to the promise of looking at pictures of cheesecake and I was almost losing my fingers with the speed of clickage. If you had said she was wearing a ushanka I would have had to travel through time to click any quicker.

Oh, and why the fuck would you put MSG in cheesecake? What the hell?
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 02:01 PM       
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IF WE HAD MATH TUDOR THRAD I COULD JUSTIFY SPOENDING MORE TIME HERE MAY-B
Math tutor thread? You and GW both? What's wrong with kids today
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 02:15 PM       
I was guessing she wanted to tutor GW in a math thread.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 02:16 PM       
A homeless man kept following me yesterday, begging for cigarettes. I ended up throwing a whole pack at him and running away. I swear to god I saw bugs moving around in the guy's beard.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:16 PM       
Looking in the back of your text books for the answers and telling kids does not qualify you as a math tutor.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:39 PM       
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If you had said she was wearing a ushanka I would have had to travel through time to click any quicker.

Oh, and why the fuck would you put MSG in cheesecake? What the hell?
I can arrange that, but I have to get back to my computer with the photoshop.

I don't know that the cheesecake has any MSG in it, but I know for sure that most of the food does.

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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:41 PM       
perhaps i just wanted to chillax in a thread with nerds talking about math since that's all i do everyday anyway
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:44 PM       
I use algebra all the time to calculate drug doses

therefore algebra should cease to be taught in schools because it promotes illegal behavior
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:44 PM       
Come on. Tell the truth. You want GW because you think you can change him with the ways of math.
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:48 PM       
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I use algebra all the time to calculate drug doses
d00d if you suck at math you prob. shouldn't do that
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:49 PM       
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perhaps i just wanted to chillax in a thread with nerds talking about math since that's all i do everyday anyway
We can do that here, kiddo!

How do you feel about using the Gram-Schmidt method? Personally, I think orthonormaliziation is a waste of time!

And don't get me started on Laplace transforms

You fucking nerds
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:50 PM       
well, I'm good at algebra until about chapter five in the book
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:55 PM       
Algebra is for 11-year-olds
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:55 PM       
if you have placement testing you can just take the algebra subject one over and over again until you randomly end up with a score high enough to bypass the course entirely.

(thats what im doing with driving)
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Old Jun 30th, 2010, 03:58 PM       
I always regarded algebra as an indicator of roughly how much bullshit you were willing to put up with in order to get what you want.

Which is basically how I looked at undergraduate study in general.
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