Originally Posted by Kitsa
if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.
So I guess that there's the gift.
Oh yeah, Kitsa, my bank told me they can stop sending paper in the mail, and they did, but then I found out a few months later that they were charging me money NOT to send out my statement every month. $2 a month online fee.