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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 02:07 AM       
Happy Birthday you jerk
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 02:39 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 10:34 AM       
Happy birthday to the both of you Kahl. Sorry I missed it yesterday.
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 10:50 AM       
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if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.

So I guess that there's the gift.


Oh yeah, Kitsa, my bank told me they can stop sending paper in the mail, and they did, but then I found out a few months later that they were charging me money NOT to send out my statement every month. $2 a month online fee.
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 01:11 PM       
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS WONDERFUL KAHL
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 02:13 PM       
and a fine girthday to you
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 03:35 PM       
BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT

GOD I NEEDED THIS
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 03:37 PM       
until it viciously and inevitably stomps on my face, the world is my oyster
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 03:38 PM       
Conga Rats, Grislyguy.
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 03:39 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 04:16 PM       
Zhukov: so all banks are stupid.

I'mma make cookies. Happy Belated birthday to Kahl and conga-rats to Grisly.
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 04:48 PM       
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BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT

GOD I NEEDED THIS
COLLEGE

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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 06:44 PM       
thanks guys

ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill.

i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 06:58 PM       
WAY TO PEAK OUT AT AN EARLY AGE!
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 07:00 PM       
what does that mean?

am i going to die

TADAO WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND DO A BUNCH OF METH
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 07:46 PM       
If ever I'm in a situation where smoking a cup of meth is acceptable again, IT'S A DATE
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Old Aug 5th, 2010, 08:11 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 10:15 AM       
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thanks guys

ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill.

i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten

DID YOU SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM THERE?
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 03:07 PM       
WERE YOU BAKED
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 03:12 PM       
i did so much meth that i got unhigh it was crazy. also i smoked a bunch of pot and did some xanax and oxycontin later in the.. nextmorning

i know i ended up reading some of the bible somehow which i guess was caused by the meth
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 03:34 PM       
I quit taking pills. They kept fucking up my high.
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 03:44 PM       
lol what do you get high on?

i think the best pills to get high on are vicodin and ativan
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 04:24 PM       
The only pills that get me high are Oxy and E.
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