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Old Oct 28th, 2010, 03:48 PM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2010, 08:21 PM       
Tonight's "beggar's night", as they call it here (and I hate that, it makes my fucking teeth hurt just to say it), was a total disappointment. My parents on one end of the subdivision got 16 kids and we got 3. Only one of the slew of the neighbor kids came, even.

Gee, good thing I put together all those bags with candy and spider rings and Big Boy coupons
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Old Oct 28th, 2010, 09:00 PM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2010, 11:31 PM       
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Old Oct 28th, 2010, 11:36 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 10:34 AM       
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Tonight's "beggar's night", as they call it here (and I hate that, it makes my fucking teeth hurt just to say it), was a total disappointment. My parents on one end of the subdivision got 16 kids and we got 3. Only one of the slew of the neighbor kids came, even.

Gee, good thing I put together all those bags with candy and spider rings and Big Boy coupons
What is this? Some sort of pre-Halloween for the kids of parents to scared to let their kids out on Halloween?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 12:03 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 12:28 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 12:40 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 01:05 PM       
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Tonight's "beggar's night", as they call it here (and I hate that, it makes my fucking teeth hurt just to say it), was a total disappointment. My parents on one end of the subdivision got 16 kids and we got 3. Only one of the slew of the neighbor kids came, even.

Gee, good thing I put together all those bags with candy and spider rings and Big Boy coupons
The big boy coupons, I almost forgot all about those. My neighborhood was completely dead, nothing like it used to be.
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 03:28 PM       
Yes, Beggar's Night is a stupid Ohio phenomenon. I fucking hate that name. It's usually the Thursday before Halloween, but sometimes it's the Saturday. I think it's their way of keeping little kids out of the way of asshole teenagers and nefarious types on Halloween proper.

I ended up giving the 13 year old kid next door like 10 bags of candy, and there are a good 15 left. I was so disappointed.

We live near a retirement village filled with cranky old people who hate kids. One end of our street is young grandparents (40s and 50s) who are into it, and the other end is full of po' folks who are into it but only for the taking part, not the giving. So all in all there weren't that many houses giving out treats.

Still, the baby got a pretty good haul for a baby. And we were telling people we didn't need candy.

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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 03:37 PM       
Dare I ask what big boy coupons are?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 03:58 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 04:09 PM       
They still have those up there?
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 04:10 PM       
You buy a strip of 8 big boy coupons for $1. Each coupon is good for one free kid's meal and they print the menu on the back so you can see what you want to redeem the coupon for. It's not a bad deal, although a kid might think you're ripping them off if you don't also give them candy.
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 04:13 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 05:08 PM       
Yeah. I have the feeling they're banking on the adults' entrees.
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 05:23 PM       
I would just eat two kids meals and have lunch for four days on $1.
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 05:24 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 05:31 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 06:41 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 08:12 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 09:10 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2010, 09:44 PM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2010, 12:22 AM       
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