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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 10:35 AM       


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On the beach, not enjoying the sun. It's sad that my frail white body can only handle the dawn and twilight.
Are you at the Va Be ?
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 10:39 AM       
Indeed. I like my beaches with pine cones scattered across them.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 11:13 AM       
Otto- nah, I'm just never comfortable in one job long enough to make it a career. Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:01 PM       
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Your interests and hobbies should define you; not what you do to pay the bills.
So you're saying that you should not seek a career that you actually care about?

This is probably why you are homeless.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:20 PM       
i told you va beach sucks.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:26 PM       
VA has a beach?
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:27 PM       
I though it was more of a cliff to throw yourself over.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:45 PM       
nahh, it's a beach. i hadn't been there in years but i always remember it sucking. brown water, crappy boardwalk, and someone's dog shitting in the sand.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:47 PM       
At least it's not full of guidos!
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:53 PM       
It's rained a bit, which I dig. I was out on the beach the morning before last when it was raining as the sun was coming up. It was excellent, especially when lightning hit the beach about 100 yards away from me.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:54 PM       
It was Misdemonar's birthday yesterday. I miss that ******.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:58 PM       
there is no good beach combing on VA beach
Awwww, Misdemonar <3
ps-are we not cursing anymore?
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:02 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:05 PM       
****** *** **** in the **** for the one millionth time ***** *** and last of all *********** you.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:08 PM       
you know we can't say ****** here.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:12 PM       
i say ****** whenever and wherever i want, ******
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:14 PM       
No, it's because of PSYCHO, STALKER CRIPPLED ASSHOLES LIKE TADAO WHO CAN'T RIDE THEIR LITTLE SKATEBOARD OR GO FOR WALKY-WALKS ON THE BEACHY-BEACH that I am homeless.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:15 PM       
^That was for The Leader, sorry.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:16 PM       
shut up.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:19 PM       
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When changing careers, temp-to-hire is a good place to start.
Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:20 PM       
I walked from Santa Cruz to San Fransisco along the PCH. It took me 4 days and I lived on dry top ramen and became homeless in S.F. It is clear that you know nothing about me. A day late and a dollar short again.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:24 PM       
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Easy the walking Xaviers were Skrulls.
Stop it. You're not a lion.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:25 PM       
Dry Ramen goes well with banana slug.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:25 PM       
Very good, Tadao! If you make that into a children's non-fiction book, I will illustrate it for you.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:48 PM       
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Thanks for the fucking tip. I'll remember that sentence the next time I need to look like a boring twat who has no grasp of what wavelength the rest of the community is, and for whom smalltalk is the epitome of rapport building.
i don't usually do this, but: lol
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