IT SEEMS THAT EVIL BUT TOTALLY NONPARTISAN FORCES HAVE TAKEN INTEREST IN OUR SOLID GAME OF WITS AND INTERVENED BY RELEASING BEER PONG BALLS UPON OUR COURSE. THE WITCHICLE WORKS OF GRAVITY HAVE GRIPPED THOSE BALLS AND ARE ESCORTING THEM RIGHT FOR YOUR QUEEN! IT SEEMS YOUR MOVE IS NO LONGER VALID, BUT ALAS, THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY AS I HAVE TAKEN MY NEXT MOVE IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.
YOUR TURN.
edit: 3 OF MY CUBS ARE ALL IN THE CENTER NOW BY THE WAY
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Hey elx, your sig is too big. 400 x 100 pixels is the limit, son
SINCE I NEED TO LEAVE FOR WORK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES, I SET UP AN AUTO-MOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PAWN DEFENSE IS BREACHED, BISHOP ATTEMPTS TO USE FORBIDDEN KICKBALL TECHNIQUES TO CONVERT THE NEAREST BEET PONG BALL INTO A LETHAL ASSASSINATION TOOL
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IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.