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Old Feb 25th, 2016, 01:24 AM       
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I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28.
I am also in the short haired cute girls club, BUT WE ARE NOT MARRIED YET, I TELL YA.

I wish there was a way to get a reunion type deal on here. It's cool that some people see one another on reddit and shit from here. I think I saw Seven Force on a gamefaqs thread from like 5 years ago, but it could have been another guy.

MAYBE AN I-MOCKERY SUBREDDIT. I'd do it but I don't know how2reddit
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Old Mar 2nd, 2016, 02:55 AM       
IT SEEMS LIKE THE GODDAMNS HAVE DRIED THE FUCK UP HERE
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Old Mar 3rd, 2016, 03:52 AM       
This whole place has dried up. Like a turd in the sun. For a long time it sat in the rain kept moist and smelly. But the storms broken and now it looks like a bit of chalk beneath the sun.
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Old Mar 5th, 2016, 11:46 PM       
This place is sooooo in this year. 2016 is totally happening. I-mock meetup? I'm already there!
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Old Mar 18th, 2016, 01:19 AM       
I found an old video of Willie eating his beard.
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Old Apr 4th, 2016, 08:02 AM       
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It's surprising what life will offer you when you actually make an effort and give a shit.
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Old Apr 4th, 2016, 08:04 AM       
I am back here because I just got an email from Mindsay saying they are relaunching their site.
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Old Apr 4th, 2016, 08:04 AM       
Remember when we all had Mindsay blogs?
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Old Apr 4th, 2016, 09:25 PM       
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I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.
This was posted like 2 months ago and I had no idea. What the fuck.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Apr 6th, 2016, 11:46 AM       
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I got married two months ago
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I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.
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This was posted like 2 months ago and I had no idea. What the fuck.
How could you miss it? It is all he has been talking about since halloween.
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Old Apr 6th, 2016, 12:19 PM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2016, 09:35 PM       
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I am back here because I just got an email from Mindsay saying they are relaunching their site.
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Old Apr 7th, 2016, 09:40 PM       
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Did I mention that I am making kissies with a girl on a regular basis now.

FUCK YOU THIS IS MAGIC.
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Old Apr 14th, 2016, 05:41 AM       
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Hey Pub Lover I'm in an actual relationship now so you're on your own from now on pal.
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Old May 9th, 2016, 01:34 PM       
George just got married, thought you jerks should know.
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Old May 11th, 2016, 09:38 PM       
My friend's kid said "dada" the other day.

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Old May 12th, 2016, 11:03 AM       
That is surprising, who knew you would have a friend?
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Old May 13th, 2016, 04:40 PM       
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Old May 23rd, 2016, 11:18 AM       
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George just got married, thought you jerks should know.
George is dead to me until he finishes his story.
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Old May 23rd, 2016, 04:22 PM       
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Aaaaand, I got laid off today.
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