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Old May 27th, 2016, 08:35 PM       
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Old May 28th, 2016, 06:57 PM       
Welp, back to cutting grass I go.
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Old May 29th, 2016, 02:24 PM       
You got Trumped lol
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Old May 29th, 2016, 04:15 PM       
Can't stump the Trump.
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Old May 31st, 2016, 10:04 AM       
Drumpf.
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Old Jun 1st, 2016, 09:39 PM       
Hey guys.

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Old Jun 1st, 2016, 11:35 PM       
And we witness the 3rd rebirth of ZBF!
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Old Jun 7th, 2016, 12:12 AM       
Zibif is going to MAKE LAWNS GREAT AGAIN.
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Old Jun 7th, 2016, 04:30 PM       
Donald C. Trump for President!

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Old Jun 25th, 2016, 12:15 PM       
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Old Jul 10th, 2016, 10:10 PM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2016, 03:08 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2016, 02:55 AM       
Man..... this is sad seeing this...
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Old Sep 19th, 2016, 12:48 AM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2016, 09:01 PM       
RoG, ssince there is no forum for Screen Junkies, you should make a section here. bwahahahahahahaha

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Old Sep 22nd, 2016, 08:01 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2016, 08:09 AM       
stranger things?
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Old Sep 29th, 2016, 07:57 AM       
So I was at the Jazz Bar sipping on a locally brewed Wheat IPA, and a woman sat down at my table with her friend.

The place was filling up and there were not many places left to sit. I indicated to her that no one was using those chairs, so it was fine. I imagine I used those noise things from my mouth that we call words to do this. I can't be sure.

She was too pretty.

There is no medication or therapy in the world that will get me used to the idea that I am allowed in the same room as a woman that is too pretty.

I noticed that she was acting awkwardly. Fuck. Years of self-doubt returned and I spent the next half hour staring into my drink or getting odd returned looks from the band and bar staff.

Finally the too pretty woman and her friend left the bar. I sighed into my beer and my brother leaned in and whispered to me an apology:

"Hey. Sorry that was so awkward. She asked me out earlier this year but I freaked out because she is too pretty. Then I immediately started dating my ex the next day. I guess she isn't over it?"

And that is why I murdered my brother, your honour.



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Old Oct 3rd, 2016, 12:57 AM       
does this dump not even come back online for halloween?
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Old Oct 6th, 2016, 08:31 PM       
lol Forum isn't even on the main link banner anymore
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Old Oct 7th, 2016, 10:59 PM       
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does this dump not even come back online for halloween?
Try again in december. Free gifts bro!
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Old Oct 11th, 2016, 12:03 AM       
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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! The King...... is back
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Old Oct 12th, 2016, 09:02 PM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2016, 09:02 PM       
guys i'm having a child in january
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