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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:10 PM       
APRIL ham
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:12 PM       
Lamb > Ham


Why can't the whole pig be bacon?
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:14 PM       
Because then we wouldn't have sausages and hams.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
Duck Sausages > Pig Sausages


And ham is ick.

If only bacon wasn't so tasty I'd do away with Pigs altogether.

Maybe trotters.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:17 PM       
lol at april ham
i seriously have a lame sense of humor
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:53 PM       
Why are you all talkin about ham? thats a little odd.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:56 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:57 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 04:58 PM       
I was going to shrink it down, but then I decided I wasn't going to post it at all. ;(
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:00 PM       
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Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:08 PM       
Noob3 says I crossed the line with my cheesy fight time with Lenor.

I am sorry if I've upset you, Lenor.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:18 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:29 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:30 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:34 PM       
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Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible.
try scoring the skin in a checkerboard pattern and barbecuing it over charcoal or on a gas grill

although i've never tried that with a full-size ham, so you may need to cook it really slow
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:36 PM       
take the ham & put it on 2 slices of sara lee whole wheat white it looks like white bread but it's whole wheat

add cheese

& mustard

it should be 1 delicious sandwich, get back to me!
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:42 PM       
barbecued ham is even better in a sandwich yo

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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
I'll try & remember that when I stop being vegan & I've run out of bacon.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:45 PM       
hey anything barbequed taste good anyways

like the cheapest, gnarliest of hot dog weeniers some how become the best food in the world when charcoaled
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 05:46 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 06:04 PM       
Noob3: ur a vegean
Pub Lover: Yeah, crazy I know.
Noob3: ALL I EAT IS MEAT
Pub Lover: Yeah. Meat is cool. But I just hate animals too much for me to know that I'm justifying their existance.
Noob3: u justify thier existance by thinking about how cute they are
Pub Lover: I don't eat cute animals.
Pub Lover: Puppies, kitties, small apes... Not in my belly, buddy!
Noob3: cows
Noob3: cows are cute
Pub Lover: Cows are not cute. I have worked with cows. Cows are big, stinky, slimy & mean.
Noob3: maybe because you artifically inseminating them
Pub Lover: That too. But even without that they are not cute. They poop on themselves & you have to clean it up. They get sick & vomit all over you & you have to clean it up. They get scared and trample your friends & your friends have to spend a month in hospital & you have to clean up all the blood. If I wanted that sort of thing, I'd get married & have stink babies.
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Noob3: it makes me want a steak
Pub Lover: Yeah, steak is good. But not good enough. I want to kill all the cows. One super big barbecue & then no more stupid cows.
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2006, 06:26 PM       
I used to.

Then I decided having all that sort of thing saved was horrible.

It was having a picture of Seven Force's penis that made me stop the habit.
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