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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 08:26 PM       
Premarital sex is apparently "normal".

LET'S TAKE UP OUR BIBLES AND FIGHT THOSE HEATHENS!
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 08:31 PM       
it should be normal :X
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:29 PM       
We played the Game of Life last night. I lost.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:41 PM       
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See, I didn't think that was ten pages back already. ;(


I do fill this thing with crap fast, don't I?
Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:46 PM       
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And until you discharge that firearm through the roof of your mouth, the two of us do not agree.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:49 PM       
I like that one too, Julie.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:53 PM       
I just spoke to an American woman on the phone.

Her accent hurt my ear. It was whiny and very irritating.

As the conversation progressed I could hear my accent becoming increasingly clipped.

I sound a right ponce now.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
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Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:00 PM       
Why were you speaking to an American woman on the phone?
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:01 PM       
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Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.
You liked Lenor talking about her breasts & Esuohlim trying to score with her?
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
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Why were you speaking to an American woman on the phone?
She was looking for my mother. However as I consider the telephone a tool of the devil, I was not being helpful beyond my offer to take a message.

If she had tried to leave a message, there would have been the added problem that I am unable to understand any topic specific words as I'm a master at forgetting context. ;(
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:17 PM       
Don't blame yourself, she was probably fat.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:30 PM       
or from kentucky??
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:36 PM       
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Don't blame yourself...
I blame myself for many things, silly phonecalls are not one.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:47 PM       
I'm supposed to have fifty pages written by Friday. I'm stuck on page eight.
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:51 PM       
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Maybe I was thinking about 15 - 20 pages back.
You liked Lenor talking about her breasts & Esuohlim trying to score with her?
Maybe 30 pages then. :/
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Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
I think this thread sucked then too. Your nostalgia is misplaced.
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 01:29 PM       
Thank you for the lovely phone messages I recieved this week on my cell...one ended with "I'm coming to get you" and the other ended with "you're ugly" Where is the Christmas spirit?
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 03:20 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 03:21 PM       
so i bought myself like one pair of pants and a shirt
and then 8 CDs and a CD/DVD combo thingy
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 03:41 PM       
All for yourself?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 04:19 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 04:25 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 04:28 PM       
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Thank you for the lovely phone messages I recieved this week on my cell...one ended with "I'm coming to get you" and the other ended with "you're ugly" Where is the Christmas spirit?
Yeah, you'd think your parents would give you a rest for the holidays.
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 04:51 PM       
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My grandparents can't pick out good stuff, so i do it for them
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