We here
at Lampoon Biosciences Inc. have spent the past 3 decades working on
an accurate system for determining how a person will look 40 years in the
future. In 1973 we successfully completed our first test by pouring
lighter fluid into the eyes of a baby koala bear. Granted, this test
didn't have anything to do with how we would determine the physical
appearance of a human in the future, but we all agreed that it was fun
to watch that koala twitch and squirm. In 1985, we were able to set
that same koala's eyes on fire. Finally, in the 1998 we had a huge
breakthrough. We started testing humans. While pouring lighter fluid
into their eyes really didn't help establish anything about their
future other than the fact that they would be permanently blind, we
realized that we probably should've been studying other factors. Due to our lack of knowledge on the subject of age prediction, we
decided to outsource the work.
The year is now 2005,
and we're proud to announce that due to their our
diligent work in the field of age prediction, they we
have developed a program that can determine exactly what a person will
look like 40 years from now! Now most companies that offer these
services will have you go through a serious of strenuous tests
involving your family history, dietary habits, exercise pattern, math
and anagrams. Well, we're a step above all those companies. Our
program simply requires you to submit a photograph of yourself and it
does the rest of the work.
So how about it? Do
you want to see what you'll look like 40 years from now?
please choose a
photograph of yourself in .jpg or
.gif format:
Once you have picked
your photograph, simply click the
submit button below and wait for your results to appear.
