Plants = Life. Animals = Food.

Sickening isn't it? That little baby cow was just born and now it's going to eat more of our plants and steal more of our precious air! Plus, the momma cow got quite hungry when she found out that she was pregnant. You know what that means, "time for momma to eat more grass!" And look at the baby suckling on the momma cow for milk. AWWWW! Isn't that cute?!?!? NO IT'S WRONG! WHY IS IT WRONG? BECAUSE *WE* SHOULD BE THE ONES GETTING THE MILK. How else are we going to wash down our meat? With Soy Milk? I THINK NOT! If you ask me, Soy Milk is synonymous with Ipecac! Think about it, the above picture could procide at least a week's worth of grub.
First, kill the baby cow like so:

This is your new baby cow.

Once you have finished consuming the baby cow. Drain the momma cow of every last drop 'o milk that she's got. After this is completed, then you can kill the momma cow and save her for a nice meal later on. Now look before you. You have a giant glass of milk. It's so refreshing to know you just saved a bunch of plants isn't it? Now it's time to make the official Meatatarian toast!

"Kill the vegans. Kill the cows. We want our meat. NOW NOW NOW!"

"GOT MILK?" DAMN STRAIGHT!

Look at it just simmering there. Pure Beef. It's just waiting to be gobbled up by you! Want some? I'm sure you do!
Well you can have all you want if you call
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THAT'S RIGHT THE MEAT NUMBER!
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