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Santa and the Coca-Cola Polar Bears!
by: -RoG-

Who doesn't love "cute" animals? You know the kind I'm talking about. Fuzzy, happy, harmless little animals that want to do nothing but snuggle, giggle and sleep in your arms all day long. It's always been a winning formula in the world of advertising too; just throw in a cute animal with your campaign and your sales will soar. The people behind Coca-Cola are all too familiar with this.

Did Santa give the bear the Cola bottle or is the bear giving it to him? The world may never know for sure!

We've all seen their animated polar bear commercials, where they make soothing bear "mmmmmn" sounds as they enjoy a bottle of coke. Their world is so peaceful... just ice, snow, other polar bears and bottles of Coca-Cola. But how did they get these sodas in the first place? While at the grocery store the other day, I noticed that Santa Claus was on the label with one of the polar bear cubs and it got me thinking, "What if Santa really brought a bottle of Coca-Cola to a polar bear cub?"

It's with this in mind that I present you a realistic look at exactly what would happen:

I guarantee they won't show you that on the Discovery Channel.
Well, I hope this has been most informative.

Remember kids... just like the sign at the zoo says:
Please don't feed the bears.

Have any questions or comments about this?
Email -RoG-

note: this comic took me 5000 hours to draw.


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