Ball Room Massacre! 

By urinating on Chuck E. Cheese you unleashed all of the suppressed rage which he has been keeping inside his costume all these years. The result? Well, let's just say it wasn't pretty...

He dragged your ass into the infamous "ball room of fun". Normally the ball room is just a fun place where kids roll around in a room full of colorful balls and spread lots of germs to each other. Today however, the ball room is a crime scene. Your innards have been splattered all over the place. Most people go through their entire lives hoping they'll never see something this grotesque. But thanks to you, and Chuck E. Cheese, an entire restaurant full of children have seen the true horrors of life.

Actually, the coroner is still having trouble identifying your body. Not just because it was so badly damaged, but because he can't help but bouncing around in the ball room. Oh shut up, don't say "that's sick!". If you saw dead bodies on a daily basis like a coroner does, you wouldn't let a little blood ruin your chance to have some fun in a ball room either!

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!