You twisted around Chuck E. Cheese's mask, which in itself proved to be traumatic for many of the children in the place who thought you just snapped his neck. But when you kicked Chucky in the balls, every single kid in the place began to cry out loud. Chucky, however, was busy writhing on the ground and now his voice TRULY had the same pitch that a mouse would have. So if anything, you've only made whoever was in the Chuck E. Cheese suit a better actor. Having done all the damage you could possibly do at the place, you decided it would be best to leave (before the cops arrived). And what do ya know, there's a shiny new GoPed in the parking lot! I'm sure the owner won't mind if you "borrow" it, right? So you speed down the road on your newly acquired GoPed and decide that it's time you actually find a real hotel to crash at. Tomorrow is the costume dress-up day at school, and you're gonna need your rest for it. Soon you come to a place called "The Drunken Bastard Inn". Although you're not drunken (yet), you are a bastard, so you figure this place will do just fine. You walk into the main office and ask for a room. The clerk informs you that they have 3 rooms available: A single, A double, and the honeymoon suite. You decide to stay in the: |
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